why are polotics always late for work?
becaue they trip ofer thier deep pockets?
no, because there are no roads. ,but good try anyway
what word do poltics always forget?
honest,honesty.adequit,descent.
what do you call political science?
nensondubois wrote:
why are polotics always late for work?
nensondubois wrote:
because there are no roads.
1. It's "politicians", not "polotics".
2. That doesn't even make sense...
nensondubois wrote:
what do you call political science?
A sign that your posts are inane.
What do I win?
To follow the logic of this topic...
Roses are red,
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Reply with quote,
Pepsi.
sorry for the delay. politicians take the money for the roads and keep it for themselves. what do you call political science? the art of lying. We use a diffrent dialect of english where i live. and Blargg you don't win no one wins it's jokes not a contest. There, answer all your questions everyone?
allright, heres a funny joke no more corny ones.
Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"?
one more before i go to bed.
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control
if you don't get it well, let's just say you aughta know by nooooow.
Here's another one:
nensondubois
If You don't think My jokes are funny why don't you submit our own?
This one is apparantly pretty old, but I thought it was good.
Code:
A line of Russian soldiers stands in front of a huge
rectangular hole in the ground.
Sergant commands:- "Private Ivanov!"
- "Yes, sir."
- "Stand like this:"
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-"Jump!!"
The soldier jumps into the hole.
The sergant commands again:
- "Private Pyetrov!!"
- "Yes, sir!"
- "Stand like this:"
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-" Yes, sir!"
-" Jump!"
The soldier jumps and falls into the hole.
The sergant commands again:
-" Private Sidorov!!"
-" Yes, sir!"
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-" Yes, sir!"
At this point a car with a colonel arrives to that
place. Colonel, very angry, comes up to the sergant
and tells him: "Comrad sergant, how many times do
I have to tell you: STOP PLAYING TETRIS WITH THE
SOLDIERS!!!!!!!!!"
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If You don't think My jokes are funny why don't you submit our own?
A: Because there are no roads.
Clarification: if roads existed in blargg's area (damn those 'polotics'), he'd take the car to work, having more time in the morning to submit jokes.
that Tetris one with the russians is funny.
nensondubois wrote:
that Tetris one with the russians is funny.
What about
the other Tetris one?
thers none other i know of.
tepples wrote:
nensondubois wrote:
that Tetris one with the russians is funny.
What about
the other Tetris one?
If anyone would make that movie it would be Uwe Boll
dXtr wrote:
tepples wrote:
nensondubois wrote:
that Tetris one with the russians is funny.
What about
the other Tetris one?
If anyone would make that movie it would be Uwe Boll
what movie?
nensondubois wrote:
dXtr wrote:
tepples wrote:
If anyone would make that movie it would be Uwe Boll
what movie?
"the other Tetris one" was a link to a Penny Arcade panel representing a concept for a Tetris movie poster.
why did the politician cross the road?
to tax the chicken on the other side!
1 - Politicians doesn't tax people, police does
2 - Chickens are animals and cannot be taxed. Only their owned can
3 - Anyone cross a road anytime, whathever you happen to do
it means they want to tax everything.
Bregalad seems not to have the default overloadings of English terms installed:
Bregalad wrote:
1 - Politicians doesn't tax people, police does
Politicians tax the people by hiring police to do so.
Quote:
2 - Chickens are animals and cannot be taxed. Only their owned can
Taxing goods means taxing the the owner or the seller of the goods.
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3 - Anyone cross a road anytime
Then what's this "no pedestrians" sign on the freeway?
maybe Bregalad is a politicain trying to do a cove up on his defense.
No I'm not a politician, and I cannot be until I'm 18 anyway.
I don't naturally speak english, so I'm in trouble to fully understand your jokes, sorry if they are fun and I look stupid not understanding them.
Don't send me jokes via PM, nensondubois.
I don't know what compelled you to do that since I've stayed out of this topic altogether. Unless you're just spamming your jokes to everyone. In which case stop it.
Bregalad wrote:
No I'm not a politician, and I cannot be until I'm 18 anyway.
I don't naturally speak english, so I'm in trouble to fully understand your jokes, sorry if they are fun and I look stupid not understanding them.
it's not your fault i didn't know.besides it was part of the joke and i will not pm anyone anymore jokes.there solve the problems?
did anyone here the one with Dr. wright and Ned flanders wehen they where in the same room when the power went out?