Where do Babies come from?
Even more important, why did you capitalize the word "babies"?
Babies are very important. They can fetch a hefty price on the black market. Besides, I only capitalized 'babies' in *this* post because it was the first word in the first sentence.
Anyway, babies could be used as cattle feed. It's only fair, considering we eat veal.
blargg wrote:
Even more important, why did you capitalize the word "babies"?
Sorry, I thought you were supposed to, my bad english.
I checked out that web site, but I think I need one of you to explain it to me.
In E-rated video games such as Yoshi's Island, babies come from what are essentially adoption agencies and are delivered by storks. Where the agencies get the babies is intentionally glossed over.
Actually, I had a chance to ask Nintendo of America this question (but in Mario form). My main question on the email was asking why NOA neglected to unveil the DS Lite on their website for up to about (I believe) a week after Nintendo of Japan unveiled it. This was some 2 years ago, back in the days where I watched Attack of The Show on G4 (back when it was still not crap) & was a regular (actually somewhat-honored) member of the Attack Of The Show fan group on MySpace, if you're curious as to my informal grammar. Also NOA's server crippled the format of my original email. Here's the reply in it's entirety. (read bottom first, then top)
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Message(#6851-000484-7321\4847321)
Hello,
Thank you for your interest in our recent announcement of the Nintendo DS Lite. The system is over 30% smaller and 20% lighter than the original Nintendo DS and features new, brighter screens. Changes or additions to the functionality over the original Nintendo DS have not been announced.
So far, the redesigned Nintendo DS has only been announced for release in Japan. Please understand that while we have announced the existence of the system, we have yet to unveil it completely. When we're ready, we'll post the information to
www.nintendo.com/newsmain.
Sincerely,
Nintendo of America Inc.
David Marshall
Nintendo's home page:
http://www.nintendo.com/Power Line (Automated Product Info): (425) 885-7529
P.S. Mommy and Daddy Marios.
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From:
atari2600a@yahoo.comPosted At: 17:02:31.000 01/26/2006
Posted To: Nintendo <nintendo@noa.nintendo.com>
Subject: Webform: Nintendo DS > Other
To Nintendo of America:
WTF's up with the lack of information, photos, & anything related to the Nintendo DS Lite!? I realize that Nintendo of Japan hasn't announced release in the states, but still, we know it's gonna happen!
Sincerely
_N_A_M_E___C_U_T_
PS: Where do baby Mario's come from?
They need to do way instain mother> who
kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant
frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three
kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest
my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your
lots
Are the new also crazily talking about violent murders and cie everydays in the united states trying to be more scandalous everyday just for the heck of it (as it's the case in Switzerland) ? Doesn't this strongly annoy some people too ?
*Topic Drift*
What I really need to know is, how do the babies get to be in their mummies tummies?
WTF! I don't know. Babies come from women in sweatshop were I live.
Insert rod A into slot B repeat as necessary, allow 9 months for delivery
WedNESday wrote:
how do the babies get to be in their mummies tummies?
- You take the good
- You take the bad
- You take them both
- And there you have the facts of life
You're not from Brighton (here we go, here we go, here we go)
1. Check baby, check baby
Check baby, check said
Check baby, check baby
Check one two, ha
2.Funk as we used to play
Funk as we used to play
Funk as we used to play
Funk as we used to play
3.Boom, Boom
4 WAIT...
peppers wrote:
Insert rod A into slot B repeat as necessary, allow 9 months for delivery
Could you be more specific? I don't understand the rod and slot bit.
WTF WedNESday, what are you up to this time?
alcohol seems to play a factor as well
never-obsolete wrote:
alcohol seems to play a factor as well
So one of the main ingredients of a baby is alcohol?
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So one of the main ingredients of a baby is alcohol?
no, but it helps people that are not easy on the eyes
edit: i retract my statement
Wednesday is probably playing a trick on us or something.
Bregalad wrote:
Wednesday is probably playing a trick on us or something.
No, I'm not. It's just that I don't know where they come from. I know that it involves a mummy and a daddy that love each other very much, but nothing more.
I dont belive this thread made it to 2 pages and almost 3
@WedNESday
How the fuck you no know where babies come from? When a man loves a woman... oh forget it!
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No, I'm not. It's just that I don't know where they come from. I know that it involves a mummy and a daddy that love each other very much, but nothing more.
Yes you are. If you wanted to know, you'd have looked on Google already and been done with it. No, you're just providing a good thread for us to post retarded stuff (which isn't a bad thing).
He's the retaded one after all (and that's not totally new either).
Bregalad wrote:
He's the retaded one after all (and that's not totally new either).
Retaded? Nooooo I'm retaded!
Bregalad, it was just a bit of a laugh, so please calm down. And no, I'm not retarded, and I never have been.
Certainly. If you believe me to be a slow learner with a low IQ (a basic definition of mental retardation), then please provide some evidence of this.
Is this still rolling... ?
WedNESday wrote:
Certainly. If you believe me to be a slow learner with a low IQ (a basic definition of mental retardation), then please provide some evidence of this.
You started this thread. If you really don't know about "the facts of life", you are retarded, because that's some really slow learning. If it was just a joke (as you stated), it's a retarded joke, and only a child who is just learning about sex would find this topic amusing, making you retarded.
EDIT: Yey! We reached the 3rd page with this crap! Don't get me wrong, I kinda like retarded threads, they are usually fun. This one not so much, but still...
Let me just confirm that for those of you who don't know, the question was a joke.
And no I am not retarded, the topic was just a bit of fun, and some of you joined in and some of you got quite annoyed. And frankly, if it annoys you, then you are the one who is retarded.
P.S. What's a Penis?
WedNESday wrote:
And no I am not retarded, the topic was just a bit of fun, and some of you joined in and some of you got quite annoyed. And frankly, if it annoys you, then you are the one who is retarded.
Let's get
retarded, ha!
Let's get
retarded in here.
Don't make me write another NSF about this.
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P.S. What's a Penis?
In male mammals, a penis is a plug that serves two main biological purposes: disposing of waste water, and insertion of biological software into a "vagina", or the jack on a female.
WedNESday, question: How old are you?
He couldn't be older than 12.
Oh dear, just forget all about it. Admin, i request that this topic be locked please. If you can't just have a laugh, forget all about it. Why have you guys taken this thing so seriously. The replies started off ok, and then you all went a bit funny.
P.S. I'm 25. I'm not acting childish, I was just trying to have a bit of fun.
Freaking sh!t, 25!? Dude, I'm only 16 & even I surpass your maturity! Are you sure you aren't 'special'!?
Your only 16? How do know so much about assembly as I would like? I'm envious
Well I'm only really a novice at 6502 ASM, & I lack greatly in skills in high-level languages like C/C++. If anything, my knowledge & 7-8ish years of studying of computer history has contributed, possibly slightly accelerating the ASM learning process...
If anything, I'm still somewhat baffled on how someone in their mid-twenties can match comical maturity of someone 1/2 that age. I'll admit, asking where babies come from has been & probably is still on my top-10 list of favored questions, but to keep pushing the question in a serious manner after some have shown affection of anger just seems like pushing it too far...
WedNESday wrote:
P.S. I'm 25. I'm not acting childish, I was just trying to have a bit of fun.
"A bit" you said? You got
3 pages of
nothing; actually, my "normal" questions requesting help here don't go longer than 5 replies... when any. ^_^;;
Fx3 wrote:
"A bit" you said? You got 3 pages of nothing;
Well, even us nerds gotta have some fun once in a while! XD
WedNESday's question is still not as annoying as evildragon's hoaxes. He insults people who are working on serious projects, WedNESday was just seeing for how long he could play dumb, so he was at most insulting his own intelligence and maturity.
Anyway, you gotta admit that it's nice to see people here doing something else than talking about a 23-year-old game console. I mean, some of us HAVE GOT to be nice people!
Eh, you're probably right...man, today has just been a day full of web forum philosophy on these boards hasn't it!
Coding ASM young is not unusual.
My first real ASM program has a last modified date of August 07, 1999, making me 15 at that time. I have some romhacking files dating back to age 13, that was when I was working on Townedit.
...still rolling? What follows tuesday anyway?
WedNESday wrote:
Me.
We have no "Me" in the calendar... week.