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Zoltar What my fortune holds

Jan 3, 2011 at 9:52:02 PM
Megamanfan (174)
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Ok I went to a indoor amusment park and lo and behold I found a Zoltar machine . I looked  at it for a few mins then opend my wallet to get a dollar but didnt have change so I walked around for a few hours playing the games, riding indoor go carts and acumulating over 1k in tickets cashing them in on a Family guy peter griffin life gaurd stuffed toy.   Well As i was going to leave I made sure I had change and I stuck a dollar in teh slot and the machine started talking I am zoltar let me tell your future. Well A card spat out after it was done and this is what is said.

You've been wondering if you have spent your time wisely. A man that is young in years may be old in hours if he has lost no time. If you feel old then you know you have not wasted any time. If you feel young then do not waste the day before you now. remember a day is a fortune and a estate if you loose a day you lose life itself.  Do not worry about the time experience each new day a wave which has passed cannot be called back,  nor can a hour which has gone to be returned.  Your time wil come by and by; there are great things in store for you. Swift speedy time will bring new and interesting things this month feathered with flying hours. Be careful over the years not to let it disolve the beauty of thy brow.

That is what my fortune was.


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Edited: 01/03/2011 at 10:02 PM by Megamanfan

Jan 3, 2011 at 10:05:17 PM
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Zoltar's other fortune said OMFG your phone is tapped RUN RUN RUN!

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Jan 3, 2011 at 10:05:52 PM
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I've tried reading that 3 times now, just to slowly lose concentration mid-way, lol.

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Jan 3, 2011 at 10:13:57 PM
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^^Seriously, who wrote that Zoltar card? I didn't get through it either.

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Edited: 01/03/2011 at 10:14 PM by buttheadrulesagain

Jan 3, 2011 at 10:16:16 PM
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You found a Zoltar machine and you DIDN'T ask to be "Big"?!?!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Jan 3, 2011 at 10:24:27 PM
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I'm still trying to find zoltan. And the hot chicks trying to find him too.

Jan 3, 2011 at 10:24:30 PM
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I did not know what to ask it I was confused

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Jan 3, 2011 at 10:34:40 PM
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Originally posted by: MrMark0673

You found a Zoltar machine and you DIDN'T ask to be "Big"?!?!

What the fuck is wrong with you?


HAHAHAHA! But then... what if he wanted to get back to his former self, and the machine wasn't there anymore?

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Jan 3, 2011 at 10:41:36 PM
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Originally posted by: SKULLDEATH9000

Zoltar's other fortune said OMFG your phone is tapped RUN RUN RUN!
lmao

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Jan 3, 2011 at 11:02:05 PM
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Looks like you got gypsied out of a fortune.

Jan 4, 2011 at 10:35:55 AM
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the liquor store i go to has a Zoltar and im always disappointed that none of the cards have anything to do with alcoholism

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Jan 4, 2011 at 4:58:41 PM
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Originally posted by: buttheadrulesagain

Originally posted by: MrMark0673

You found a Zoltar machine and you DIDN'T ask to be "Big"?!?!

What the fuck is wrong with you?


HAHAHAHA! But then... what if he wanted to get back to his former self, and the machine wasn't there anymore?




Maybe he meant Big as in one particularly body part... Giggity giggity, all right....


Edited: 01/06/2011 at 06:39 PM by Gameboy

Jan 4, 2011 at 10:05:35 PM
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shimmy shimmy cocoa puff

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Jan 4, 2011 at 10:09:07 PM
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I just watched that movie today.

Jan 5, 2011 at 10:20:27 PM
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I would watch the movie again but I don't have a vcr anymore

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