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What are the weirdest and most unusual games on the NES? Here are 20 suggestions

Dec 25, 2016 at 6:04:11 PM
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I've been interested in weird games lately. What are the most weird, unusual and strange games for Nintendo? 
This thread is for the NES. I'll make another one for Super Nintendo later. 



Monster Party (Bandai, 1989)



Monster Party is a game where you’re a little boy with a baseball bat sent to an enemy planet fighting all kinds of monsters. What makes it truly weird is that most of the game’s enemies are weird, and they get crazier and crazier, and borders well into the insane eventually. Where else do you fight a dog with a human head? Or a talking shrimp tempura? Where else do you meet a boss you don’t get to fight because he is dead? Or creepy dogs with human faces?







Taboo: The Sixth Sense (Tradewest, 1989)



Taboo is not even a game. Its a tarot card simulator for NES! It’ll read your future, and find your personalized lucky number. Perhaps the most bizarre concept out there for the console? 





Zombie Nation (Kaze, 1990)



Its a shooter! You play as huge old ugly captivated samurai head that destroys buildings and cities. Crazy concept indeed.



Action 52: Time Warp Tickers (Active Enterprises, 1991)



Action 52 is a strange multi-cart of games in itself. Instead of trying to make one half-decent game, Active Enterprises split all the effort into 52 horrible games, and then released it when most games weren’t even finished. Its a car crash of a multi-cart.



The strangest game on the collection however is arguably Time Warp Tickers. You play as two fingers in a surreal world with checkerboards and floating doors. When you touch things it says «time?». And there’s no explanation why. The world slightly reminds me of the Amiga game “Weird Dreams”, although far less developed obviously.





Baby Boomer (Color Dreams, 1989)



An unlicensed zapper game that involves protecting a little crawling baby from dangers by shooting dangers that comes in your way by your gun from great distance. Like any responsible good parent should of course! The later levels the dangers get quite absurd.





Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom (Hudson Soft, 1991)



This is a point-and-click adventure game which is cute, weird and.. fruity. This is definitely for anyone fascinated by the limits of strange Japanese humor. You take the role as Sir Cucumber and have to rescue Princess Tomato from the evil Minister Pumpkin. Not for everybody perhaps, but the game has gained a strong cult-following.





Wally Bear and the NO! Gang (American Medical Association, 1992)



Its an anti-drugs game for kids. Sure! Best to warn the kids about drugs and alcohol while they’re still children, right? Its cool to say no to drugs, alcohol and tobacco. I'm sure they all will be convinced. I personally always found children concepts like this more than a bit strange.







Hatris (Bullet-Proof Software, 1990)



Someone once said Tetris was promising... but it needed hats. They then went on to make Hatris!





Wall Street Kid (SOFEL, 1990)



Ever wanted to play a game being a rich frat boy buying shares and doing taxes on Wall Street? But be careful. If you don’t earn enough money for your girlfriend she will leave you.





Takeshi’s Challenge (Taito, 1986)



Only a Famicom release, but this one is too strange to exclude. Perhaps its the strangest game of them all? Made by none other than Takashi Kitano, the famous director and actor who for some reason got to make a Nintendo game. Even though he disliked games he seemingly tried to do something very different. And guess what, the result is something very different.



You play as a married guy with a weird static smile. When you start you meet a guy at a desk who asks if you want to enter a password. You can do that, but if you don't have a password you can also choose to punch this guy. Only catch is you’ll get Game Over immediately before the game even starts. The actual game starts with you being get told by your boss you are not doing a good enough job. You may choose to punch him too, quit your job or some other option...



When you get home to your family you can divorce your wife and even kill her. You can also kill your kids. Then you may choose to go to the bar and get drunk if you want. Its a very strange game, because of the various options. Other weird stuff of notice: When you walk around in the city there’s a building with the sign “Grilled Mormons”, and much more.





Pinball Quest (TOSE/Jaleco, 1990)



Someone seemingly once thought mixing a RPG and a pinball game was a good idea. The result is Pinball Quest.
Gotta give them credit for thinking outside the box, but its definitely a strange idea. 





Color A Dinosaur (FarSight Studios, 1993)



You have some cartoony dinosaurs you can color with paint buckets. “For Ages 3 to 6” it says on the cover. You can’t do much else than some limited coloring in of some dinosaurs. Is it really weird? I don't know. If nothing else, the complete pointlessness of this one makes it a completely weird entry in the NES library which usually consists of, well, games.





Peek-A-Boo Poker / Bubble Bath Babes / Hot Slots (Paniesian, 1991)



Panesian made three adult-themed games for NES. They were really strip poker, Tetris and a slot machine game, but they included nude woman and erotic sequences/soft porn if you won. These games were mostly for rent, and obviously not licensed, which has made the games incredibly rare and expensive for collectors. Its a very strange to know Nintendo carts were rented out along with adult movies though.







Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu (Sachen, 1989)



The gameplay itself arguably isn’t too weird. Its usually deemed as a quite below average platformer, but the concept(as implied by the title) involves saving your friend from alcoholism. Your friend Master Hu failed defeating the Hindu god Shiva and started drinking. So you have to defeat Shiva so he can stop drinking himself out of his misery. Thats some game concept for a game from 1989! Well, if modern developers are looking more original concept than yet another game of a hero saving his girlfriend or a random princess, this is a rare idea for you, because more modern games should have the hero try save his friend from alcoholism.





I Am a Teacher: Super Mario Sweater (1986, FDS)



Its only for Famicom, but here you can be instructed how to make sweaters with knitting of Super Mario! Yep, its a real game. So strange. 





Genghis Kahn (KOEI, 1990)




A strategy game from KOEI where you play as the cruel mongol war leader Genghis Khan? Strange in itself. Also, Genghis Kahn was rumored for having raped and impregnated hundreds of women in Mongolia(so the myth goes that "all" mongols are related to the old war leader.). This game doesn’t ignore or polish this perhaps disturbing fact. Along with trying to take over the world has the goal of fathering children. Bizarre.



Kabuki Quantum Fighter (Human Entertainment, 1990)



Futuristic game where you play as a longhaired military agent. Oddly, the weapon of the protagonist is his hair, which he whips and headbangs his enemies with. 





Chiller (American Game Cartridges, 1990)



One of the more controversial games of all time due to it involving torture, blood, violence and nudity. In the arcades you played with guns shooting at the screen, so for NES you naturally use the good old zapper. The NES version(obviously unlisenced) is a little bit butchered down from the original, but there’s still enough to shock most people who thought Nintendo games were all innocent and cute. 





Parodius (Konami, 1992)



There were some odd shooters for the console. Gun Nac with all the rabbits is one is another hot candidate for weird shooters, but Parodius probably takes the cake, as its a parody of shooters like Gradius. You fight basically anything in this game. Anything. Silly crazy randomness all the way.





Sunday Funday (Wisdom Tree, 1995)



Getting your kid on a skateboard to Sunday school at church might be the dumbest concept for a game ever, but it officially exist with Sunday Funday. This is a christian re-make of Menace Beach released in 1990, where you have to save a girl before her clothes rots of her body(quite absurd in itself perhaps). Instead your teacher nags you for being late for Sunday school in Sunday Funday.



Here’s a picture of the ending, when the teacher finally gets to welcome you to Sunday school.





The game also includes an karaoke of the christian song “The Ride” by the Christian band 4Him where you can sing along on an electronic 8-bit tune. Your dreams has finally come true!



Edited: 01/14/2017 at 05:27 AM by Svankmajer

Dec 25, 2016 at 6:11:30 PM
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Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti
A cute looking port of Splatterhouse with SD graphics, great humour and...SD gore. I just love it and bought it CIB, even though there is only a Famicom port of it.
It is so bizarre seeing a gory, violent, dark game like Splatterhouse get this treatment. But the final result is magical.




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Dec 25, 2016 at 6:27:10 PM
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Hey, don't you diss hatris! Jk, but that game is really fun and challenging

Dec 25, 2016 at 6:38:27 PM
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Forgot Gun Nac! What other game do you slaughter robot bunnies? You know what, there probably is another game out there where you slaughter robot bunnies. But still

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Dec 25, 2016 at 6:44:56 PM
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Mendel Palace is an odd one that we played for the weekly contests this year.




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Dec 25, 2016 at 7:01:07 PM
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Super Mario Bros.

You're a plumber in a kingdom full of walking mushrooms and evil turtles. Bricks (actually imprisoned citizens of the kingdom) hang in the air. You don't have to go to the surface for air when you swim. You pick up a flower and can throw fire from your hands. The main bad guy is a dragon king of the turtles.

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Dec 25, 2016 at 7:08:35 PM
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Originally posted by: thewalrusisal

Super Mario Bros.

You're a plumber in a kingdom full of walking mushrooms and evil turtles. Bricks (actually imprisoned citizens of the kingdom) hang in the air. You don't have to go to the surface for air when you swim. You pick up a flower and can throw fire from your hands. The main bad guy is a dragon king of the turtles.

It's easy to forget how genius Super Mario Bros is. I mean, it took a lot of creativity to turn the original Mario Bros into that.


 

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Dec 25, 2016 at 7:08:39 PM
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Originally posted by: thewalrusisal

Super Mario Bros.

You're a plumber in a kingdom full of walking mushrooms and evil turtles. Bricks (actually imprisoned citizens of the kingdom) hang in the air. You don't have to go to the surface for air when you swim. You pick up a flower and can throw fire from your hands. The main bad guy is a dragon king of the turtles.

I sort of expected someone would do that one..  
Good version of it though. 

Dec 25, 2016 at 7:26:25 PM
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Monster Party is absolutely one of THE most messed up/tweaked NES games I've ever played.

Abadox is another one.

Dec 25, 2016 at 8:12:31 PM
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Originally posted by: thewalrusisal

Super Mario Bros.

You're a plumber in a kingdom full of walking mushrooms and evil turtles. Bricks (actually imprisoned citizens of the kingdom) hang in the air. You don't have to go to the surface for air when you swim. You pick up a flower and can throw fire from your hands. The main bad guy is a dragon king of the turtles.



I mean with how many mushrooms that dude eats, that seems pretty tame 

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Zombie Nation is nuts

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Dec 25, 2016 at 9:33:59 PM
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Wow, incredible list. I enjoyed this very much. Interestingly, several of these qualify as serious games about topics beyond general entertainment. Another overlooked common series would be Kirby in my opinion, but I agree that the listed games are much weirder than the mainstream titles.

Dec 25, 2016 at 9:42:00 PM
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I never include unlicensed games cuz anything goes!

With that said... Zombie Nation is my 2nd favorite game of all time for the NES for a reason.

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Dec 25, 2016 at 10:45:10 PM
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Originally posted by: guitarzombie

I never include unlicensed games cuz anything goes!

With that said... Zombie Nation is my 2nd favorite game of all time for the NES for a reason.

That is where the weirdness really florished though! What actually is your favorite NES game, Guitarzombie? 

Dec 25, 2016 at 11:22:17 PM
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Originally posted by: john

Wow, incredible list. I enjoyed this very much. Interestingly, several of these qualify as serious games about topics beyond general entertainment. Another overlooked common series would be Kirby in my opinion, but I agree that the listed games are much weirder than the mainstream titles.

Thanks. Many good suggestions here too. I will probably make a thread for the SNES too. 
 
Yeah, Kirby's a little bit strange too. A cute creature who eats and swallows enemies whole, and takes their essence as a weapon? I suppose like with Super Mario Bros when its common and mainstream its so normalized you no longer connect it as all that weird. In my opinion though the truly weird games are too weird to ever be mainstream. They can get a cult-following though in some cases. 
 

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A game I always thought was weird was Dragonpower. While technically it was Dragonball like many NES games it underwent a few changes due to censorship. What's strange though was all the stuff that was changed for what seemed like no reason at all. (Gokus hair, Master Roshi redesigned into this wizard looking thing, names being changed).

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The game with the baby is the best one. <_<

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Dec 26, 2016 at 9:58:12 AM
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Originally posted by: Svankmajer

Originally posted by: guitarzombie

I never include unlicensed games cuz anything goes!

With that said... Zombie Nation is my 2nd favorite game of all time for the NES for a reason.

That is where the weirdness really florished though! What actually is your favorite NES game, Guitarzombie? 

Yeah but I like the weirdness that nintendo said was 'ok!'. 

And the answer is the same its been for just about my whole life... Maniac Mansion  


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On the Wally Bear game does that phone number/address still work?

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Originally posted by: Estil

On the Wally Bear game does that phone number/address still work?
The number doesn't. It went down after 2006 or 2007 (AVGN did a video of it, and someone probably noticed that a ton of people were calling a number that hadn't been relevant in 15 years.) 1-800-HI-WALLY redirects to something else now.

The National Clearinghouse on Drugs and Alcohol is part of SAMHSA, which is still around and still in Maryland, so the address might still be valid.
 

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Thanks for making this lost, i enjoyed reading it!!!

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Originally posted by: XYZ

Thanks for making this list, i enjoyed reading it!!!




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Sugoro's Quest



This is a combination board game/rpg. Everything revolves around dice. You roll the dice to move around the board game style map, roll to attack in random battles, and even roll your way out of trouble. The battle system is incredibly unique as you get to see the literal dice rolls that typically happen in most games play out in real time and there are so many random events and such that it rarely gets old. I could go on but its better to read my review of the game: http://www.classic-games.net/sugo...

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Originally posted by: BertBerryCrunch

Forgot Gun Nac! What other game do you slaughter robot bunnies? You know what, there probably is another game out there where you slaughter robot bunnies. But still


There are some alien bunny looking things you blow up in super bomberman

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Zombie Nation I'd say

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