They dont discriminate with anal probes. 

Where is my fellow Iowan the OP? Is he at the event!?!?!?! Seeming like a bit of a hoax/dud - although some attractive events going on around the area instead  .

https://www.theguardian.com/us-ne...

Dude, this is the making of a new burnin man, like what it was when it first got started.

"It will get cold at night. They're not going to find what they're looking for, and they are going to get angry," Arnu said.

That probably sums up the entire situation right there. It's really hot during the day, there probably is not much water, well except for the scalpers that will be selling it for who knows how much per bottle ($5? $10?) and at night it's very cold. And full of scorpions. Enjoy.

I don't think Burning Man was ever about weebs dying in the desert.

 

Burning Weebs

I dunno man.  Have you seen the people that have shown up?  The look like a cross of early burnin man types with a touch of conspiracy theory types.
 

I just wanted to quote that. That's a quote for the ages.