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NintendoAge 2016 Weekly Contest Tournament Presents Round 1: Mario Bros. Contest ends Sunday, 10/30/16 at 11 PM NA time

Oct 23, 2016 at 5:39:26 PM
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Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

Two shots of rum were enough to loosen my inhibitions and to get me to get a 100K+ points score.
Man, sooooo many posts running through my head right now.  I'm going to go with this one:

I think everyone was shy their first time with a 4'7" plumber, but once you get into a groove you can go forever.

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Oct 23, 2016 at 5:40:32 PM
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Originally posted by: Brock Landers
 
Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

Two shots of rum were enough to loosen my inhibitions and to get me to get a 100K+ points score.
Man, sooooo many posts running through my head right now.  I'm going to go with this one:

I think everyone was shy their first time with a 4'7" plumber, but once you get into a groove you can go forever.

Oh please. At least he has a moustache.
I've had worse.
 

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Oct 23, 2016 at 6:51:18 PM
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Thre's my final score update for the week. I am too drunk now to continue playing and I need to stop drinking before I do something stupid.
This is like Mutant Virus. I can only endure playing it when very drunk.

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Sometimes I don't know where in the world I am.

Oct 23, 2016 at 6:52:23 PM
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I guess I'll use this post to say..... Sandafloor sucks! Haha  

score update later post.

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Edited: 10/26/2016 at 12:11 AM by skinnygrinny

Oct 23, 2016 at 6:57:35 PM
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I hope I get better at this game. How many fireballs am I allowed to destroy, in each phase before I'm point pressing?

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Oct 23, 2016 at 7:08:45 PM
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My very drunk self is starting to think that maybe a lowest score, progression rule would have been better for this game, since it has this whole point pressing ordeal.

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Sometimes I don't know where in the world I am.

Oct 23, 2016 at 7:10:42 PM
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Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

Thre's my final score update for the week. I am too drunk now to continue playing and I need to stop drinking before I do something stupid.
This is like Mutant Virus. I can only endure playing it when very drunk.


You call it drunk, I call it achieving the glow. The shit is this, if I had so much as a single drink of anything I'd be posting a score of 10 like skinny! Mutant is right, fueled by alchohol. 

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Oct 23, 2016 at 7:12:43 PM
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Originally posted by: SuperJimtendo
 
Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

Thre's my final score update for the week. I am too drunk now to continue playing and I need to stop drinking before I do something stupid.
This is like Mutant Virus. I can only endure playing it when very drunk.


You call it drunk, I call it achieving the glow. The shit is this, if I had so much as a single drink of anything I'd be posting a score of 10 like skinny! Mutant is right, fueled by alchohol. 

Up to a point, alcohol increases my gming prowness. But I am way past taht point now.
 

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Fair reminder that I don't weigh the same as a duck, so I am not made of wood and therefore I am no witch.
Sometimes I don't know where in the world I am.

Oct 23, 2016 at 7:31:49 PM
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Originally posted by: Bea_Iank
 
Originally posted by: Brock Landers
 
Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

Two shots of rum were enough to loosen my inhibitions and to get me to get a 100K+ points score.
Man, sooooo many posts running through my head right now.  I'm going to go with this one:

I think everyone was shy their first time with a 4'7" plumber, but once you get into a groove you can go forever.

Oh please. At least he has a moustache.
I've had worse.
 



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Oct 23, 2016 at 7:36:32 PM
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Originally posted by: mbd39
 
Originally posted by: Bea_Iank
 
Originally posted by: Brock Landers
 
Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

Two shots of rum were enough to loosen my inhibitions and to get me to get a 100K+ points score.
Man, sooooo many posts running through my head right now.  I'm going to go with this one:

I think everyone was shy their first time with a 4'7" plumber, but once you get into a groove you can go forever.

Oh please. At least he has a moustache.
I've had worse.
 



Again, had worse.  
Ron Jeremy wouldn't be too bad, I guess.
 

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Fair reminder that I don't weigh the same as a duck, so I am not made of wood and therefore I am no witch.
Sometimes I don't know where in the world I am.

Oct 23, 2016 at 7:37:30 PM
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265330 - Tier 2
204470 
080510 


Might as well post a score. Dunno how much time through the week i'll get to play, you you can bet your ass imma be in here talking trash the whole time!
maybe some new shenanigans will take place. 

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Edited: 10/30/2016 at 09:00 PM by SuperJimtendo

Oct 23, 2016 at 7:40:05 PM
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Originally posted by: Bea_Iank
 
Originally posted by: SuperJimtendo
 
Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

Thre's my final score update for the week. I am too drunk now to continue playing and I need to stop drinking before I do something stupid.
This is like Mutant Virus. I can only endure playing it when very drunk.


You call it drunk, I call it achieving the glow. The shit is this, if I had so much as a single drink of anything I'd be posting a score of 10 like skinny! Mutant is right, fueled by alchohol. 

Up to a point, alcohol increases my gming prowness. But I am way past taht point now.
 

you're a badass who beat the hell out of that mugger that tried to get you and were all busted up, so now i present to you a piece i call "Training to beat bea!"



that bruise is a direct result of what happens when i meet a rum bottle!
 

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Oct 23, 2016 at 7:48:29 PM
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Originally posted by: SuperJimtendo
 
Originally posted by: Bea_Iank
 
Originally posted by: SuperJimtendo
 
Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

Thre's my final score update for the week. I am too drunk now to continue playing and I need to stop drinking before I do something stupid.
This is like Mutant Virus. I can only endure playing it when very drunk.


You call it drunk, I call it achieving the glow. The shit is this, if I had so much as a single drink of anything I'd be posting a score of 10 like skinny! Mutant is right, fueled by alchohol. 

Up to a point, alcohol increases my gming prowness. But I am way past taht point now.
 

you're a badass who beat the hell out of that mugger that tried to get you and were all busted up, so now i present to you a piece i call "Training to beat bea!"



that bruise is a direct result of what happens when i meet a rum bottle!
 

It was a rapist, not a mugger. I wouldn't have risked against a mugger. It would be just money lost.
And bruises happen. I bruise easily too. But you should PUMP MORE IRON!
Where are the Odin damned muscles of steel among the competitors?
 

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Sometimes I don't know where in the world I am.

Oct 23, 2016 at 7:49:02 PM
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Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

My very drunk self is starting to think that maybe a lowest score, progression rule would have been better for this game, since it has this whole point pressing ordeal.

I thought it would have been low score. It really doesn't hurt the gameplay all that much. 
 

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Oct 23, 2016 at 7:51:35 PM
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Originally posted by: skinnygrinny
 
Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

My very drunk self is starting to think that maybe a lowest score, progression rule would have been better for this game, since it has this whole point pressing ordeal.

I thought it would have been low score. It really doesn't hurt the gameplay all that much. 
 
Yeah, and there isn't a way to progress without killing enemies, so it would work out pretty well. Takes far more skill to only kill the enemies you need to progress to the next stage than to simply kill the fireballs and the ice things along the enemies.
There is still time for them to change for a better set of rules.

 

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Oct 23, 2016 at 7:53:53 PM
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Originally posted by: skinnygrinny

I hope I get better at this game. How many fireballs am I allowed to destroy, in each phase before I'm point pressing?
Didn't you see read the rules?  Once you post a score it's final

 

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Oct 23, 2016 at 7:56:22 PM
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Originally posted by: skinnygrinny
 
Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

My very drunk self is starting to think that maybe a lowest score, progression rule would have been better for this game, since it has this whole point pressing ordeal.

I thought it would have been low score. It really doesn't hurt the gameplay all that much. 
 

Maybe the mods will consider changing to low score/progress if the point pressing turns out to be too much of an issue. I don't mind either way.


 

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Oct 23, 2016 at 7:59:48 PM
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If it is changed to low score/progress, the rules would have to be changed for tiers 2 and 3. Pause on your last life and take a picture.

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Oct 23, 2016 at 8:14:15 PM
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Originally posted by: Brock Landers
 
Originally posted by: skinnygrinny

I hope I get better at this game. How many fireballs am I allowed to destroy, in each phase before I'm point pressing?
Didn't you see read the rules?  Once you post a score it's final

you wish sandafloor!
 

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Oct 23, 2016 at 8:38:43 PM
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Where are the Odin damned muscles of steel among the competitors?
 


We can't all be rum fueled, rapist beating, glow achieving , video game prodigious mutants

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Oct 23, 2016 at 8:46:51 PM
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Originally posted by: SuperJimtendo
 
Where are the Odin damned muscles of steel among the competitors?
 


We can't all be rum fueled, rapist beating, glow achieving , video game prodigious mutants

It is easy! Anyone can do it! All it takes is being darn ugly, walking/running/biking at least 60 miles every week, pumping iron, eating your vegetables, your chicken breast for easy protein and drinking rum!
Easy!
 

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Sometimes I don't know where in the world I am.

Oct 23, 2016 at 8:51:47 PM
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Originally posted by: mbd39

If it is changed to low score/progress, the rules would have to be changed for tiers 2 and 3. Pause on your last life and take a picture.

I can guarantee we're not going to change the format of the rules. If someone has a score way higher than it should for the phase he's in, we'll act upon it.

I would prefer Tier 2 and 3 to take their pictures right after losing their final life to see in which phase they got their Game Over.

RULES UPDATED FOR TIER 2 & 3


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Edited: 10/23/2016 at 08:57 PM by guillavoie

Oct 23, 2016 at 9:01:38 PM
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Originally posted by: guillavoie
 
Originally posted by: mbd39

If it is changed to low score/progress, the rules would have to be changed for tiers 2 and 3. Pause on your last life and take a picture.

I can guarantee we're not going to change the format of the rules. If someone has a score way higher than it should for the phase he's in, we'll act upon it.

I would prefer Tier 2 and 3 to take their pictures right after losing their final life to see in which phase they got their Game Over.
 

Yeah. I just checked and you can pause during Mario's death animation so there's plenty of time to take a picture.


 

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Edited: 10/23/2016 at 09:09 PM by mbd39

Oct 23, 2016 at 9:06:05 PM
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Edited: 10/23/2016 at 09:09 PM by mbd39

Oct 23, 2016 at 9:07:52 PM
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Originally posted by: guillavoie
 
Originally posted by: mbd39

If it is changed to low score/progress, the rules would have to be changed for tiers 2 and 3. Pause on your last life and take a picture.

I can guarantee we're not going to change the format of the rules. If someone has a score way higher than it should for the phase he's in, we'll act upon it.

I would prefer Tier 2 and 3 to take their pictures right after losing their final life to see in which phase they got their Game Over.

RULES UPDATED FOR TIER 2 & 3


Already doing that, so that I am more than okay with that rule change.

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Fair reminder that I don't weigh the same as a duck, so I am not made of wood and therefore I am no witch.
Sometimes I don't know where in the world I am.