Figured this could be a good Friday thread.... did one of these a few years ago on another forum.  Rules are pretty simple, if there's a Zombie Apocalypse, what are your tools to survival??

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Be as creative as you'd like, serious or funny.  I'll post mine as the next message.

And this would be my go-to!

Friggn gold Santa lololol.

Keeping it as real as possible.

Assuming gas is hard to find and has a dual purpose for my flamethrower and car.

I'll need armor strong enough to protect me but light enough to allow me to move....

I don't need to be faster than the zombies, I just need to be faster than my sidekick....

I can hold up on an island, defend it with traps....

I'll also keep it in the deleware maryland area, where the only risk is the occasional rain storm and snow.

Realistically my last words would be shit.