If boiling your first old ass 72 pin connector (with great success) is sorcery then you can call me Merlin!
Anyone out there in internet-land who search "clean NES" or anything similar should be directed to these instructions... THIS IS PURE GOLD.
I mean, as others have said, you also have to bend the pins back so they make a good connection with the cartridge. But I did both and this NES some guy had collecting dust in his garage is working like new(ish)!!
5/7 games I tried & played worked first try. The other two were a bit more finicky. I'll take those apart and clean them more thoroughly. They all worked, though. That's a 95% increase in success rate for that machine. Classic green & grey screen on that machine before the cleaning. I'm looking forward to testing/playing more games today.
I also used these resources to help me out:
This video was helpful for showing the boiling (Haha, even to just get over the fear)
And this one is good for a close-up of the necessary bending of the pins...
My (slightly modified) method:
1)Remove pin connector.
2)Bend pins back.
3)Boil pins for 5 min (stirring somewhat constantly).
4)Remove pins from water, let cool, Shove random (clean) cart in 12 times.
5)Boil pins for 5 min (stirring somewhat constantly).
6)Let dry. ( I tapped out the connector and left a few feet away from a fan for 1.5 hours. Excessive, maybe, but I wanted to make sure they were dry.
7)Reassemble.
8)Play in amazement.
I am in NO WAY an electrical, technical, or handy guy but I was able to pull this off. Now the NES looks and plays great. It's a wonderful thing.
I hope others read through these archives and do the same. Replacement pins should be banished to the eternal bog of stench. Long live the boil!