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Naruto Run planned for Area 51 Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51

Jul 12 at 11:12:00 AM
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Somebody needs to teach those youtubers how to read out loud

Jul 12 at 11:19:01 AM
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Originally posted by: Tulpa

They moved all the alien stuff to Dugway years ago anyway.
Just took a few minutes to read about Dugway...very interesting!

 

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Jul 12 at 11:48:12 AM
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Read about Dugway as well...............Little mistake near there testing some VX. Yikes

In March 1968, 6,249 sheep died in Skull Valley, an area nearly thirty miles from Dugway's testing sites. When examined, the sheep were found to have been poisoned by an organophosphate chemical. The sickening of the sheep, known as the Dugway sheep incident, coincided with several open-air tests of the nerve agent VX at Dugway. Local attention focused on the Army, which initially denied that VX had caused the deaths, instead blaming the local use of organophosphate pesticides on crops. Necropsies conducted on the dead sheep later definitively identified the presence of VX. The Army never admitted liability, but did pay the ranchers for their losses. On the official record, the claim was for 4,372 "disabled" sheep, of which about 2,150 were either killed outright by the VX exposure or were so critically injured that they needed to be euthanized on-site by veterinarians. Another 1,877 sheep were "temporarily" injured, or showed no signs of injury but ultimately were not marketable due to their potential exposure. All of the exposed sheep that survived the initial exposure were eventually euthanized by the ranchers, since even the potential for exposure had rendered the sheep permanently unsalable for either meat or wool.


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Jul 12 at 12:17:18 PM
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Originally posted by: empire

They'll just start mowin em down with machine guns and the others will see its no joke


Machine guns? You gotta be kidding right.....

i mean with all that alien tech you'll expect Halo grade wepons by now, just need a few thousand needlers a la halo style and it’s over. No way those suckers can Naruto out run those things 

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Jul 12 at 12:40:37 PM
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Originally posted by: arch_8ngel


Area 51 is at least remote enough that they can stop everyone well outside of walking distance and have checkpoints along the highway to figure out the "flow" of the crowd before it gets out of hand, if too many morons turn up.  (they also innately have a much larger zone where they are readily able to restrain/detain people before lethal force is justified, versus approaching navy ships)

Probably a silly question, but would checkpoints do anything besides pause the people going and give the authorities an idea of what numbers to expect?  They can't actually stop people from going as far up to Area 51 as they want as long as it's still on public land, right?
 

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Jul 12 at 12:41:34 PM
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Naruto is an anagram for outran...that is evidence of a conspiracy!

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Jul 12 at 12:49:09 PM
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Originally posted by: coffeewithmrsaturn
 
Originally posted by: arch_8ngel


Area 51 is at least remote enough that they can stop everyone well outside of walking distance and have checkpoints along the highway to figure out the "flow" of the crowd before it gets out of hand, if too many morons turn up.  (they also innately have a much larger zone where they are readily able to restrain/detain people before lethal force is justified, versus approaching navy ships)

Probably a silly question, but would checkpoints do anything besides pause the people going and give the authorities an idea of what numbers to expect?  They can't actually stop people from going as far up to Area 51 as they want as long as it's still on public land, right?
 
Checkpoints would presumably let them control the flow rate of traffic, if they were smart about it.

Then as people trickle past the closest approach to the facility, they can be told to "move along" without any strength in numbers that could lead to a riot or other stupidity related mishap.

 

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Jul 12 at 12:53:01 PM
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Here is the event. I marked myself as interested.

https://www.facebook.com/events/4...

Jul 12 at 12:54:49 PM
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Seems like a solid plan really.


Jul 12 at 1:45:57 PM
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Pointless since there is nothing at Area 51 anyway. All this time Area 51 has been a cover for Area 52. That's where the good stuff is hiding.

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Jul 12 at 2:32:58 PM
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A bunch of weebs who watch Naruto and read Sun Tzu's 'The Art of War' and think they can go against a highly trained military going out in the hot ass desert getting capped by camo dudes.

I'd watch that. lol

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Jul 12 at 2:50:29 PM
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Originally posted by: User123
 
Originally posted by: empire

They'll just start mowin em down with machine guns and the others will see its no joke


Machine guns? You gotta be kidding right.....

i mean with all that alien tech you'll expect Halo grade wepons by now, just need a few thousand needlers a la halo style and it’s over. No way those suckers can Naruto out run those things 


I dunno could master chief stop ninjitsu?

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Jul 12 at 2:51:03 PM
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Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos

A bunch of weebs who watch Naruto and read Sun Tzu's 'The Art of War' and think they can go against a highly trained military going out in the hot ass desert getting capped by camo dudes.

I'd watch that. lol
Actually if the backstory of Area 51 and the buildup and execution of this occurred, it could be an awesome movie!  Stranger Things Season 4 confirmed...

 

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Jul 12 at 3:05:41 PM
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Originally posted by: Boosted52405
 
Originally posted by: BouncekDeLemos

A bunch of weebs who watch Naruto and read Sun Tzu's 'The Art of War' and think they can go against a highly trained military going out in the hot ass desert getting capped by camo dudes.

I'd watch that. lol
Actually if the backstory of Area 51 and the buildup and execution of this occurred, it could be an awesome movie!  Stranger Things Season 4 confirmed...

 
LOL!

Y'know, I never did see Stranger Things before, but now I want to. lol

 

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Jul 12 at 9:42:14 PM
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Originally posted by: empire

They'll just start mowin em down with machine guns and the others will see its no joke


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Jul 13 at 11:30:30 AM
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The 3rd video of the OP should require a Surgeon General's warning for causing cancer.

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Jul 15 at 11:39:29 AM
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This sounds way better than it will actually turn out. Obviously?

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Jul 15 at 11:44:01 AM
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Jul 17 at 1:10:26 PM
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Jul 17 at 1:27:02 PM
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Im surprised Fox News isnt talking about how it would be ok to just shoot the ones that arent white

Jul 17 at 1:33:52 PM
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With all the jokes about "Naruto runners" and all the celebrities saying they're "in," it's obvious that 0 people are actually serious about it. Nobody will show up.

Jul 17 at 10:38:25 PM
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What if this was actually a marathon with Naruto cosplayers around the Area 51 location? You know, like a run for cancer or something.

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Jul 17 at 10:49:08 PM
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Originally posted by: Koopa64

What if this was actually a marathon with Naruto cosplayers around the Area 51 location? You know, like a run for cancer or something.



I can assure you that's not what it is. Hahaha

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Jul 17 at 10:50:26 PM
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Originally posted by: Koopa64

What if this was actually a marathon with Naruto cosplayers around the Area 51 location? You know, like a run for cancer or something.


Dont you think somewhere that would have been mentioned? Lol. 

Jul 17 at 10:53:06 PM
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Originally posted by: MrWunderful

Im surprised Fox News isnt talking about how it would be ok to just shoot the ones that arent white
Aliens aren't white!  They are the grays!