I'd be fine with this, personally.

No, it should be possible to beat it.
 

Well, probably too late at this point, but a tiebreaker could be low maximum HP

Isn't there a mandatory story-related item that gives you max HP?
 

Yes, whatever the number of hearts you collected throughout the game, you'll get maximum hearts once you acquired one of the 3 cubes near the end of the game.

And here I am sweating these big hearts like a sucker!

I tried looking into what the max is, there is not much info about it out there

*Walks into room with full health*
*Falls to death instantly*
*Throws controller*

Welcome to the real world, sucker!

Score submitted on page 1!
This has been a long day! I'm hoping to be able to improve on this score, as I feel I left quit a bit of points on the table just to survive. The problem for me becomes, where do I get the time to run through this game a few more times😬

The last couple parts of the UFO can suck a DICK

Oh no! I am losing to Richard.  
Too bad I don't have the will to play through this again.
 

I'm not going too continue the comic I posted last night until I beat this game and fulfil brocks prophecy. I love where this comic is going to go though. You nutjobs are in for a real treat.

Okay, I am now legitimately worried now.  

Nah, Rich just whores it up whenever daddy ain't around.

I warned him!

I outed you as the inspiration for Kickle already scrot!
 

Bahaha that pretty much sums it up.   Truth be told, I did end up actually smacking my dome into a table leg or some shit that was leaning up against the wall in the game room. 

 

Ha, love it Murray!  As for the contest at hand, I'm on the Captain Bell portion of StarTropics and I hope to finish it in the next couple of days.

Cross posting from the Yoshi thread:

And guess what showed up today?


I'm am tickled to see how much was in the package. I just kept on pulling items out. And I'm now the owner of Hogan's Alley. I've played that a lot as a kid and now I have my own cart!  I've never had controller stickers before and the Tetris stickers are wonderful. The art commission will definitely be used too, I don't when or what the subject matter will be, but I know that it will fantastic. I love everything! 

The artwork was superb. I would of never expected it to be painted like this, thank you so much Jim!!! 

Wow Yoshi thats awesome! I definitely admire Jimbo's eye for detail. I hope you plan on framing that picture. I know I intend to.  

That painting is fantastic! Great job, Jim.

Scoreboard will be posted tomorrow morning.

That drawing is... ah... well... quite the something...
The art and the painting are superb. The object of the drawing... eh... It is... not virtuous, to say the least.

It was Destiny. I laughed so hard when it was yoshi that won.

Amazing lol. Love it!

Well, its a Leaderboard all right!  

 

Who the fuck let Skinny make a leaderboard?🤣