Originally posted by: MCMROSEHello Mike, we hope you like, my name is Matt, and I'm not fat.....so if anyone tells you different they are all big fat liers and it's all shenanigans....so don't buy into it or they will suck the life out of you and use your big toe as an air freshener in their beat up zelda gold pacer, that has a drivers side door that opens up like the nes lunch box that they got custom done by trading 20 copies of sealed othello for to Bronty, but for an extra sealed barbie, he gave them a custom door lock with a nes controller that only contra players know the code for, up down up left left...i dunno, they stole my brain at the last camp out where they had a giant orgy (no women) and sacraficed one newbie to the nintendo gods(could be you)!!!
Just a heads up
Glad to have you
