I know this is unrelated, but I am sick of Paris Hilton polluting our earth! Sign my petition! I dont really have any intended use for it, other than showing my contempt, but im sure all of you feel the same, dont you??? Heres the link: petition

Sorry man I already signed Paris Hilton's petition to ban chadalleman.

I just signed a petition to ban people who signs petitions
~~NGD

I would sign it but I'm too lazy. Close to 3 years ago I took this picture in Hollywood and then held her hand (yes yes, I know you've all heard it before). I was actually standing too close to her and got pushed back by security in which I snapped this shot in the air and got a nice cleavage shot . Then later as she left, I was lucky enough along with one other guy to hold onto her hand a few short seconds:

The look on the face of the woman wearing...what can only be described as golf-capri-pants...is absolutely priceless. It's a heady mixture of "Do people actually think that artificial barbie crap is attractive" and "I probably should have worn more than just my flip-flops and white vest, if I was going to meet real whores today."

If it is a petition for her death I will sign it.

Dangevin- that damn bitch Paris beats me to everything!!!

It sucks, because if she goes to jail or doesn't go to jail, the stunt is just going to add to her star power. I fucking hate celebs like that, that do seemingly nothing, yet are in the news all the time regardless for stupid shit that they pull. All she did is have sex, make the simple life, have sex some more, have sex some more, and now is getting arrested. I don't understand pop culture.