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Jul 20, 2015 at 3:49:35 PM
Bella (104)
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**walks in carrying shattered spoon**

Hello gents!! Miss me? No.... Too bad.....Let's take a walk, I have a story to tell....

Once upon a time a psychotic girl joined a forum and found a family. Years later the family open doors to a bunch of distant relatives...... They were not like us. They didn't understand the perversion, the obsession, the history. One day the girl said "Fuck 'em!" and crawled back under the rock from which she came. She maintained relationships via other means than the growing black hole of NA.

Well..... after long discussions from her mentors who are just as warped as she is, the girl decided to return home. The choice was not easy. So much has changed. However, after more than one distant cousin proclaimed there needed to be a hostile retake over of "Home," she returned!!

Gentlemen, you know who you are, grab your spoon, and your power glove, and CHARRRRRRRRRGE!!!


**don't forget to piss on Joel and drop a load on Wiz's Mom as you pass the front porch****

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I have bigger balls than any man out there... They just sit two feet higher!



 


Jul 20, 2015 at 3:52:41 PM
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B.A. (268)
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Well holy shit!

What's a power glove? I don't understand.

Jul 20, 2015 at 3:54:16 PM
Bella (104)
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Originally posted by: B.A.

Well holy shit!

What's a power glove? I don't understand.

I KNOW I don't have to explain the Purple Gannon to you


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I have bigger balls than any man out there... They just sit two feet higher!



 


Jul 20, 2015 at 3:54:51 PM
jfreakofkorn (23)
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sh*t smell(s) ...

wb whoever you are ..

Jul 20, 2015 at 4:13:23 PM
Faxanadude (21)
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Some of us noobs are cool.
Then there are the... well... cornballs.

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Edited: 07/20/2015 at 05:54 PM by Faxanadude

Jul 20, 2015 at 4:13:53 PM
Ferris Bueller (231)
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Good to have you back!

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My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at the Let's Play Gaming Expo last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Oh, my WTB thread is very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, Richard craniums - they all adore it. They think it's a righteous thread.
I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a *scorching* price guide for aftermarket Nintendo games.
Between Dragon Warriors and nothing... I'll take Dragon Warriors - for any of my FT/FS/FO items.
 

Jul 20, 2015 at 4:16:37 PM
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Welcome back! I wasn't here when you were before, but i have read a lot of old forum discussions with you commenting in them.

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my gameboy collection is coming along nicely!

Still looking for a gameboy light and gameboy micro!

Sega reference before I dip. -Fiery Reign at June 11 at 3:12:06 AM

Jul 20, 2015 at 4:35:56 PM
Kosmic StarDust (44)
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Congrats! Welcome home Bella! Whomever drove you away, kick them in tne balls for me, 'kay?

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~From the Nintendo/Atari addict formerly known as StarDust4Ever...

Jul 20, 2015 at 4:39:43 PM
thesubcon3 (148)
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Originally posted by: Bella

**walks in carrying shattered spoon**

Hello gents!! Miss me? No.... Too bad.....Let's take a walk, I have a story to tell....

Once upon a time a psychotic girl joined a forum and found a family. Years later the family open doors to a bunch of distant relatives...... They were not like us. They didn't understand the perversion, the obsession, the history. One day the girl said "Fuck 'em!" and crawled back under the rock from which she came. She maintained relationships via other means than the growing black hole of NA.

Well..... after long discussions from her mentors who are just as warped as she is, the girl decided to return home. The choice was not easy. So much has changed. However, after more than one distant cousin proclaimed there needed to be a hostile retake over of "Home," she returned!!

Gentlemen, you know who you are, grab your spoon, and your power glove, and CHARRRRRRRRRGE!!!


**don't forget to piss on Joel and drop a load on Wiz's Mom as you pass the front porch****

Oh shit! One of the elusive streakers (the original!) hath returned!
 

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Jul 20, 2015 at 4:47:49 PM
NickTLG (48)
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Should I be scared? I should be scared, shouldn't I...

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Jul 20, 2015 at 4:51:34 PM
Foochie776 (240)
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Welcome back!

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May the force be with you.

Jul 20, 2015 at 5:00:30 PM
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Bring more with you. Too many new members.

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Jul 20, 2015 at 5:34:54 PM
MuNKeY (151)
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Ahhh mmmaann, now my reign of terror is over. Make way you peons or your end is nigh. (how was that?! please don't hurt me...)

Welcome back to the frey!

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Edited: 07/20/2015 at 05:36 PM by MuNKeY

Jul 20, 2015 at 5:48:01 PM
Jerbilly (62)
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Welcome to NintendoAge.

Jul 20, 2015 at 5:58:12 PM
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Welcome back!

Jul 20, 2015 at 6:10:55 PM
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Welcome back.

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Jul 20, 2015 at 6:25:04 PM
coffeewithmrsaturn (366)
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Wait, your balls have nipples?! Gross/Awesome!

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Jul 20, 2015 at 6:52:43 PM
Kosmic StarDust (44)
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Originally posted by: coffeewithmrsaturn

Wait, your balls have nipples?! Gross/Awesome!
Only witch balls have nipples. But she's a good witch. I think... For those not in the know, Bella is also a past Xmas model (I won't say which year) so she's gotta be on Santa's good list!

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~From the Nintendo/Atari addict formerly known as StarDust4Ever...


Edited: 07/20/2015 at 06:53 PM by Kosmic StarDust

Jul 20, 2015 at 7:52:55 PM
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K.Thrower (120)
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Welcome back Bella!

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Ready for adventure!
www.watagames.com...

Jul 20, 2015 at 8:00:35 PM
Jerbilly (62)
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Originally posted by: K.Thrower

Welcome back Bella!




 

Jul 20, 2015 at 8:00:38 PM
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Welcome back Bella, wasn't the same without you.


Edited: 07/20/2015 at 08:06 PM by PeteDiak

Jul 20, 2015 at 8:14:27 PM
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Hello!

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WTB Thread (Always looking for Exertainment related items)

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NintendoAge Official Exertainment Thread!!!

Jul 20, 2015 at 9:58:16 PM
Warbucks (5)
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Welcome Back

Jul 20, 2015 at 10:00:21 PM
Quack (68)
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Bout time!!!

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Swing by my YouTube channel for a visit, and sub up while you're there! :)


Jul 20, 2015 at 10:20:00 PM
Bella (104)
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Originally posted by: stardust4ever
 
Originally posted by: coffeewithmrsaturn

Wait, your balls have nipples?! Gross/Awesome!
Only witch balls have nipples. But she's a good witch. I think... For those not in the know, Bella is also a past Xmas model (I won't say which year) so she's gotta be on Santa's good list!

Me, a good witch? HAHAHA no.....
 

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I have bigger balls than any man out there... They just sit two feet higher!