Hello everyone and welcome to the latest installment of the Weekly Contests!
I want to start off by apologizing for last week's tough game
As I thought it would be more popular with the “Ikari” brand name.
Yes, I know Ikari Warriors is super, freaking hard,
And I hope you all didn't send your carts off to the junkyard.
So if you truly and passionately hate this game,
There's a better way to give it some fame.
So rip this game right out of your NES Toaster
And instead use it as a fancy beer coaster!
So, with that in mind, let's put the inaugural Ikari Warriors contest in the past,
And finally get to the next challenge at last.
I swear, the game this week will be fun for all y'all
Because we are going to play an awesome game of pinball.
Let's briefly go back in time to the days of yore
When there were pinball machines galore.
With a pocket full of quarters, you would enter the arcade
And quickly zoom by popular games like Ninja Turtles, Mortal Kombat, and Renegade.
Gleefully you would approach your favorite pinball machine
And play it for hours without ever going to the latrine.
Maybe your favorite was Taxi or Black Knight or Bride of Pin Bot,
Oh, I must say, I like that last one a lot!
Or maybe it was Firepower or No Good Gofers or Medieval Madness
Oh man, that one is full of absolute badassness!
Of perhaps you enjoyed Funhouse, Creature from the Black Lagoon, or Monster Bash,
Geez, that's one table in which I could definitely spend all my petty cash!
Alas, none of those classics will be our game of the week,
But what I have picked out should satisfy even the most hardcore pinball geek.
The name of the game is Rollerball,
So pop it in your NES and grab your favorite drink containing alcohol.
It contains four screens of intense pinball action,
Which should leave you all with much satisfaction.
Okay, I think that's enough for this Bimmy rhyme,
So pick up your controllers because it's gaming time!
Hold on to your butts and prepare to play a game that's super cools
And get ready for me to introduce you to the contest's rules:
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1 player only
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Play until Game Over
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Take your picture on the Game Over screen. The screen will eventually go away, but you will have plenty of time to take a picture of your score. Just be aware it will disappear.
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Highest score wins
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Participation: 50,000
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GENRE: Arcade
The contest ends Sunday, 5/13/18 at 11 PM NA time. Your user name MUST be written or typed on a piece of paper and be in the picture for your score to be valid. The entire TV screen, or computer monitor if you are playing on an emulator, MUST be in the picture for the score to be valid. No partial screenshots will be considered or accepted. No screenshots by hitting "print screen" on a computer will be allowed. You must take a picture of your computer monitor. There may be instances where this will be acceptable, but it will be at the discretion of myself and the contest organizers. Also, the use of turbo controllers is forbidden, as well as any cheat codes, Game Genies, slow motion functions, or save states if playing on an emulator. Also, we will only be using NTSC systems for the contests. The use of PAL systems will NOT be allowed. Good luck everyone and have fun