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2016 WEEK 30 SANTA WEEKLY NEWS UPDATE!!! - DANNY SULLIVAN'S INDY HEAT
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- 77 unique contestants have entered the battles this year!
- 30 weeks have come and gone since this train started rolling and another genre championship has been claimed.
- 23 contestants tried their hand at besting one of the cheapest enemies in all of the NES Kingdom this week.
- 4 games remain until the 2016 playoffs begin
- and... 1 person became the newest member of the gold medal crew!
Check out all the highlights (and lowlights) of this week's races below
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CONTEST PARTICIPANTS AGREE: DANNY SULLIVAN IS A F#$%ING A$$HOLE
Many players got their very first introduction to one of the NES's most infuriating enemies this week
Cheap enemies.
Everyone who has picked up an NES controller over the years can probably rifle off a short list of enemies that had them pulling out hair and tossing controllers.
Which enemy is the cheapest for you?
Perhaps it's those pesky flying Medusa heads or Imp Men from the Castlevania series?
How about the Eggplant Wizzards in Kid Icarus?
Red Devils in Ghosts n' Goblins?
Flying jet-pack ninjas from Ninja Gaiden?
At least for this week, everyone's favorite NES enemy to hate was Danny Sullivan.
Danny Sullivan drives a solid gold car. It's reaaaaaaaaaly expensive.
Danny Sullivan's car is always faster than yours. No matter how many upgrades you make to your car.
Danny Sullivan can drive perfect laps at light speed to catch up to you - no matter how far ahead you are.
Danny Sullivan (in the later rounds) doesn't need to take a pit stop. Instead of gas, his car becomes fueled by the rage of all the other drivers
Danny Sullivan (in later rounds) will break the spirit of all the other drivers but you. The other cars decide that they will crash into you and impede your progress until you too bend a knee to Danny.
Danny Sullivan will personally tell you about all of his "Awesome Wins" before the game even starts (if you let him).
Danny Sullivan will cheat until you succomb to his unbelievable cheapness and you are forced to retire.
You will succomb to Danny Sullivan
If you've never played this game, think of "Super Off Road" or "Super Sprint" to get an idea of the gameplay.
Now add in the Peach car from R.C. Pro-AM (Level 26+) and multiply that by 73.
It's a fun game, but Sullivan becomes more and more invincible as the game progresses.
If you think you have what it takes to best Danny Sullivan, throw in a cart like our contestants did this week to appreciate just how much frustration many players fought through.
...and be sure to give a middle finger to Danny for me.
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TABLEW/CHAIRS SETS HIGH BAR FOR FUTURE NA CONTESTS
tablew/chairs leaves everyone else in the dust with a truly dominating performance
It seems tablew/chairs was the only one that found the magic formula to slap Danny Sullivan around this week.
Since this was the first time this game was played in the contests, all future players will look back to see the high score attained by him if they want to be the best in NA contest history.
tw/c is no rookie though.
Table is a top competitor each year in the "Can NA Beat Every NES Game in a Year" threads as well.
This year tw/c is ranked #3 of 55 competitors in that contest. He has completed 57 different NES games this year - many of which have high difficulty rankings.
For the 2016 NA Contest Season tablew/chairs has only participated 3 times - placing extremely high each time.
WEEK 22: Paperboy 163,800 [3rd place]
WEEK 29: Pinball 333,260 [6th place]
WEEK 30: Danny Sullivan's Indy Heat 1,544 [1st place]
With his first place finish this week, table has become one of the elite players to earn a gold medal throughout this year.
His score was nearly double that of second place finisher and silver medal recipiant Thomahawk12's score of 860.
Even with only 3 submitted scores, tw/c finds himself in 27th place overall and still has an outside chance of making the year end playoffs!
Congrats to him and very impressive!
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BERTSAMPSON CLAIMS ANOTHER GENRE CHAMPIONSHIP FOR 2016
Another week, another crown for the "Human Cyborg"
Even if bertsampson didn't lift a finger this week, his Sports Genre Championship still would have arrived at his doorstep.
Despite that, bert turned in another medal performance - finishing 3rd in Danny Sullivan's Indy Heat and making it look easy.
Take a look at bert's performance this year to appreciate how skilled he is...
WEEK 6: Rad Racer 65,832 [2nd place]
WEEK 11: Baseball 40 [1st place]
WEEK 19: Golf -12 [T-2nd place]
WEEK 27: Lunar Pool 21,130 [4th place]
WEEK 30: Danny Sullivan's Indy Heat 804 [3rd place]
With 2 season genre championships under his belt, bert looks to add yet another one next week with Road Blasters.
...he'll need some help to win that one though
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"THE GRINDER" VS. "THE HUMAN CYBORG" NEXT WEEK TO DECIDE 2016 SHOOTER CHAMPION
The two former shooter genre champions will fight it out to determine NA's best shooter
skinnygrinny currently holds a slim 2 point lead over reigning regular season champions bertsampson in the shooter category.
After 30 weeks everything in the shooter category comes down to who can conquer RoadBlasters.
Check out each participant's stats to get an idea how close this really is.
skinnygrinny bertsampson
1943 - [2nd place] 1943 - [1st place]
Legendary Wings - [2nd place] Legendary Wings - [2nd place]
Gyruss - [1st place] Gyruss - [4th place]
Isolated Warrior - [1st place] Isolated Warrior - [2nd place]
RoadBlasters - [???] RoadBlasters - [???]
No doubt this will come down to te wire.
skinny is sure to grind out a top score and bert has the opportunity to sweep every genre and become champion in each category for an NA contest first.
Entertainment levels will be at an all time high next week.
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NEW PARTICIPANTS
Each week we list contest participants still in need of an icon
Here's the newest crop of contest participants!
To be knighted with the Contest Badge...
Thomahawk12 - 860
jonest3 - 504
G-Type - 300
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That's it for another Update!
- Who will win the Shooter Crown next week?
- Where have ToxieRules and Richardhead gone?
- Do you think Danny Sullivan knows how much of a dick his video game character is?
Keep tuning into the contest s to find out!
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