Simple contest to win a free cart, open to all NA members worldwide!  Simply post the best "SNES SUX" story, image, meme, poem, whatever!  I will pick one winner on Wed May 28 at 5PM NA time.  Enter as many times as you want!  Just make sure your entry is in this thread, not as an outside link.  That includes images, they must be posted like the pict above.

If you win this contest and are also bidding in the auctions I will let you out of the bid with no penalties.

Winner will get to pick either the (original) 10k points version or the (hacked by me) 1 million points version.  The CIB release is still weeks/months away and will use the 1M point version.

My phone can't get a good pict of the gold paint.  It was done by customnesguy at the same time as the gold Campus Challenge 1992 carts so they match.  Compared to NES gold carts these ones look more bronze.

If you suck at this kind of thing, try the auction: http://www.nintendoage.com/forum/...

Awesome. Cant wait to enter!

Snes is pretty tight
except for this game
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/hnebNow3yK...

The SNES sux, I said it, that's right
it can't even do two player Final Fight.
Its shooters are crap, they just make me snore
a bullet too many then slowdown galore.
Can't even render a polygon ship
without some help from a special chip.
3.6 megahertz? that's not enough
no wonder the SNES ain't up to snuff.

Entry 1

The SNES is so lame
Look at all these kiddie games
What no blood or gore?
What a snore!
Is this even 16 bits?
It's so slow that it's the pits!
Sonic is where it's at
Pass this by for it's a trap!
RPG's are for those with no skill
Shumps are for those who want to kill
Let me give you a tip
Sega is so hip
It'll get you laid
The SNES will give you aids
Take it from someone who is cool
Sega rocks and Nintendo drools.

I'm bad at this but here you go

Edit: Now uploaded the image to NA



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This is awesome! I've already got ideas spinning. I'm curious though, what's the pro/con on points? Was the 10k version just super short?

The difference is how many points you get for each home run in Griffey. The million point version was used for the finals and really makes the score in other games insignificant. More like NWC where you just try to pass the first 2 games as fast as possible. The rest of the timer and the gameplay is the same.

SNES sucks the big one
It is so lame, it must die
Where is my pitchfork?





SNES is for the kids.
I want to see things naked.
Why are there no boobs?

Assuming SNES is one syllable.

This contest SUX.

A SNES haiku:

Super Nintendo
Was the beginning of the
End for Nintendo

snes story
when I got my snes I just wanted to burn it it had ugly purple thing that you slide to turn on/off and reset no buttons just dumb slides!!!!! it was a square no circles at all except the screw holes!! it made me want to light it on fire and throw it off of a cliff with large spikes at the bottom!!!!! and don't get me started on the pathetic graphics they aren't even realistic!! What kind of Nintendo console doesn't have good graphics!!!!! its games aree pathetic with it "colorful" games. all it has is Mario and Zelda non of the 3rd party games are good at all!!!!! bottom line is it made me sick! never buy one if you see an snes just look away and never look back

You automatically lose, sega sux worse than snes sux  

"I must train harder to defeat your dragon punch." 

I needed to fight,
Mortal Kombat had no blood,
Super Nintendo.

My quick story:

My first SNES was stolen so when I got another one, I used a sharpie and marked it all up so it would be uglier than homemade sin. Big, blocky slabs of black sharpie all over including my name to make it 'un-stealable'.

When the Playstation was released in '95, my local Software Ect. had a deal where you could trade in your SNES and any three games for $100 off the Playstation. Being I was in high school at this time, and wanted a PS1 and didn't quite have the money for it, I went for it. It was a lot of trouble to get something that I didn't have enough money to buy a game for. Oh well.

I brought in my SNES and the employees literally laughed out loud to my face. "There's no way we can take this in like this." Since it's the mid-90s, Magic Erasers the only lifehack I knew was to use Aqua Net hairspray to remove permanent marker.

The next day, I brought in my SNES that reeked of a 40-year-old single mother of five but, hey, it worked! I got my PS1.

Here's my first try. I even black bordered these fools to make it all meme poster like.  =P

I'm sure I'll think of some other dumb crap later in the week.

The first time I did this I put "32 bits", my brain wasn't working.

SNES sucks a dick,
has no originality,
And smells like shit.
The console is a terd,
I wana kick it to the curb,
And calling it a "super" Nintendo is absurd.
The graphics are over rated,
SNES sux I hate it.

I reuploaded my pic to NA so it is in my post on the first side again