"Nuts born of torrid amour. Hailing from ye olde blighty - a land devoid of flavour - Lord Nut Levington is on a never-ending quest for tastes that titillate his tongue. Lord Nut created these peanuts in homage of his only true love - Rebel Mary. This fiery lass wielded a temper that only drew him closer to her. Yet it ultimately tore them apart as she angrily abandoned him on Valentine's Day (he had given her a butt-firming machine as a gift). Here's to you, Rebel Mary, wherever you and your fab booty may be."
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I saw these at the store and decided to to take a chance on them (I got the white cheddar and jalapeno ones).
They are actually pretty tasty - I am going to get the Buffalo Wings flavor next.
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