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An escapade from the adventures of Lord Nut Levington.

Dec 14, 2017 at 5:15:44 PM
Natty Bumppo (1)
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"Nuts born of torrid amour. Hailing from ye olde blighty - a land devoid of flavour - Lord Nut Levington is on a never-ending quest for tastes that titillate his tongue. Lord Nut created these peanuts in homage of his only true love - Rebel Mary. This fiery lass wielded a temper that only drew him closer to her. Yet it ultimately tore them apart as she angrily abandoned him on Valentine's Day (he had given her a butt-firming machine as a gift). Here's to you, Rebel Mary, wherever you and your fab booty may be."

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I saw these at the store and decided to to take a chance on them (I got the white cheddar and jalapeno ones).

They are actually pretty tasty - I am going to get the Buffalo Wings flavor next.

https://www.lordnut.com/...


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"When I come home from a long day in Hell, there's nothing I'd rather reach for than a fire-brewed bottle of Styx Beer. Made from the filthiest waters from our own River Styx. Styx Beer is a third more toxic than any other regular beer. The worst beer - the filthiest beer - the deadliest beer. It's Styx Beer!"



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 "Dirac Angestun Gesept"  wants you!!  


Edited: 12/14/2017 at 05:18 PM by Natty Bumppo