lmao this guy doesn't know what he got himself into

hi,
i was wondering if this version had the purple ganon at the end? i really need this and will pay 4 figures and i know for some strange reason you bigger collectors accept certain photos as partial payment, so just in case your wondering i would definately take a pic of my purple ganon if requested!

And then pay him 1150 cents.

Note to self: Never buy anything rare from NA members whose penis's I don't want to see....

I'm working my way up to a legitimate sounding penis photo offer, too... this guy is going to think the video gaming community is just a bunch of degenerate perverts.

I'm also going to ask if he saw pictures of the appraisers' penises before he paid for the appraisals... because if not, I wouldn't consider them legitimate sources of information.

You guys are awesome. The seller deserves it for being naive.

oh dear. after he replies about the purple ganon stuff, we gotta ask him if this version has the quadforce at the end or if its just got the original triforce ending, because of course that'll be worth $15k. gotta make sure we get him to play through it a second time though. this is like 419 scams gone awesome.

Someone's gotta ask if this is the original version with the naked boobs hidden in the forest maze.

Duuuuuuude, please send that to him!  I saw this play out in my head, appraisers exchanging photos of their penises, and I started giggling like a little girl.

LMAO Thread of the year!

hahaha, I just read through the whole thread. PURE COMEDIC GOLD (pun intended)

Ah man, I couldn't help it, I had to send him another one.

"Hey bozo, I saw the other couple of pictures that you sent to my email account, and the game looks great! Thank you so much, this game could pull 5k easy. EASY. There are variants of this particular game that could make it worth even more though, like 10k or even 13k, you feel me bozo? Here's a few questions I have to see which game it actually is. Does he start with a sword or an axe? On the back of the game where is says "Caution", is it underlined? The boss, Ganon, is he the color purple? Also, there was a glitch that turned the triforce into a "quadforce", and I need to know if that's in there. If there is indeed a "quadforce", my purple Ganon will blow a wadforce, you feel me bozo? This is just off the top of my head, but I think that's all I need to know to consider a SERIOUS offer. Thanks again for your help bozo,

Jeff"

you feel me bozo..lol

Usually an appraisal requires formal documentation about the item, not just word or mouth. Someone should see if he could fabricate an appraisal.

im dyin here. next thing you know, you guys are gonna be askin him about grading and whether its 3 screw or 5 screw...

I never even give people like this a second thought, funny to see what you guys are doing about it.

Funniest shit ever. God this guy is a troglodyte.

lol @ QUADFORCE

Sent an inquiry about "purple Ganon edition". 

lol, laughing out loud in my office. Glad my coworkers arent around.

This thread is win!

I had to respond now that you guys brought up the purple ganon.

"Interesting. The problem with these rare games is that there are such minor differences that could cost a collector thousands of dollars. I need to know if the boss at the end is, in fact, purple. I'm sure nobody is asking these questions, but I am a serious collector and need to know before committing such a high offer.

I just got back from Bangladesh and ended up spending 10 grand on a limited edition Bubble Bobble bath towel only to find out that it wasnt the limited edition. Thats the life of a collector though."

and the response is in. looks like he stayed up playing ALL NIGHT just for me:

"Yes hes purple and caution is underlined and he starts with a sword"

Just sent a inquiry about the purple Ganon, he probably thinks he's sitting on a Gold Mine!

Bronty = win

ask him if it's a 7-screw. tell him that the 7-screw gold version is such a true holy grail of nes collecting that only 3 known copies are in existance, one of which belongs to howard phillips, one belongs to reggie fils-aime and that the third is still 'out there in the wild'. i want to see what this screwball has to say about that.