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NintendoAge 2017 Weekly Contests Presents: Kickle Cubicle Contest ends Sunday, 4/30/17 at 11 PM NA time

Apr 23, 2017 at 5:47:40 PM
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Originally posted by: Stryphos
 
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Well this game gives out points like hookers give out herpes.
  Well then ...

 

I figured that comment would get a laugh or two from someone.
 

Apr 23, 2017 at 6:25:14 PM
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Originally posted by: gutsman004

Originally posted by: mbd39

I'm new to this game. What are the special rounds and why are they not allowed?

If I remember right,some item will show up on the screen....like a ring or something like that. When you collect it,the enemies will disappear and the play area will be filled with bonus items which will give you a lot of points. I don't remember if there's a time limit to collect it all or if you can take as long as you want.
 





The special rounds are extra stages you can play after you beat the game. There's 30 of them and they're all really tough. I decided to forbid them so the game wouldn't turn into a long grind for everyone this week, as the main game itself is fairly long. Grabbing the rings in the main stages will be fair game for this contest.

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Apr 23, 2017 at 6:31:19 PM
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Originally posted by: bimmy_lee
 
Originally posted by: gutsman004
 
Originally posted by: mbd39

I'm new to this game. What are the special rounds and why are they not allowed?

If I remember right,some item will show up on the screen....like a ring or something like that. When you collect it,the enemies will disappear and the play area will be filled with bonus items which will give you a lot of points. I don't remember if there's a time limit to collect it all or if you can take as long as you want.
 



The special rounds are extra stages you can play after you beat the game. There's 30 of them and they're all really tough. I decided to forbid them so the game wouldn't turn into a long grind for everyone this week, as the main game itself is fairly long. Grabbing the rings in the main stages will be fair game for this contest.

Thank you. That's a relief. So they're not anything that you can accidentally enter during the game. No worries then.
 

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Apr 23, 2017 at 8:47:27 PM
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I shouldn't have had two servings of rum...
I have no idea what is going on with this game right now nor how to score big in it.
No idea how I will achieve top 8 this week. My score will suck for sure.

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Apr 24, 2017 at 1:25:08 AM
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Great game! Was surprised with this one, much like Mendel palace, when I picked both up a while back. This week will be a great excuse to put some time into it!

2,350,700 (I even got the chance to play on an actual TV! Sadly, not enough time this week)
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Edited: 04/30/2017 at 09:34 PM by barrels

Apr 24, 2017 at 10:09:19 AM
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Edited: 04/28/2017 at 11:25 AM by arnpoly

Apr 24, 2017 at 10:12:58 AM
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I will only give this my first try tonight, but I don't expect much of this week.
I will be happy if I get an 8th place.

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Apr 24, 2017 at 11:44:59 AM
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Edited: 04/26/2017 at 11:46 AM by Brock Landers

Apr 24, 2017 at 11:46:06 AM
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Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Can someone explain the gist of the game and how to play it so that I can increase the likelihood of getting participation in one attempt?

You turn enemies to blocks of ice, and push those blocks to expand land mass to collect the level-beating items (usually 3 "hearts").
 


Edited: 04/24/2017 at 11:46 AM by barrels

Apr 24, 2017 at 2:27:28 PM
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Well shit, I have a dilemma. Do I play other games this week and let my meager participation score stand as is and let DumbTendo beat me ? Or do I do everything I can to stay ahead of him? Decisions decisions!

Apr 24, 2017 at 3:54:10 PM
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Edited: 04/30/2017 at 05:42 PM by mbd39

Apr 24, 2017 at 3:55:55 PM
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I was freaking terrified when I made it to the first boss that I wouldn't be able to beat him and I'd lose my score.

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Apr 24, 2017 at 3:57:51 PM
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Originally posted by: mbd39

I was freaking terrified when I made it to the first boss that I wouldn't be able to beat him and I'd lose my score.

I did that last night on my first run, right before bed, and sleepily perished. I was so pissed, but the week is young  
 

Apr 24, 2017 at 3:58:53 PM
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Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Can someone explain the gist of the game and how to play it so that I can increase the likelihood of getting participation in one attempt?

Kickle is a devious pervert who likes to sexually assault fruits,vegetables,and other animate objects. Also there are boss battles and princesses to rescue....like Princess Pumpa....she's so hot you'll wanna pumpa.  
 

Apr 24, 2017 at 4:48:28 PM
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I've actually had time to mess with this one today. Tons of fun.

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Apr 24, 2017 at 5:07:23 PM
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Originally posted by: gutsman004
 
Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Can someone explain the gist of the game and how to play it so that I can increase the likelihood of getting participation in one attempt?

Kickle is a devious pervert who likes to sexually assault fruits,vegetables,and other animate objects. Also there are boss battles and princesses to rescue....like Princess Pumpa....she's so hot you'll wanna pumpa.  
 

Hide ya produce, hide ya princesses!
 

Apr 24, 2017 at 5:11:48 PM
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Originally posted by: the tall guy

I've actually had time to mess with this one today. Tons of fun.


It reminds me of Mendel Palace and you did well that week.

 

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Apr 24, 2017 at 5:31:50 PM
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Originally posted by: Richardhead
 
Originally posted by: gutsman004
 
Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Can someone explain the gist of the game and how to play it so that I can increase the likelihood of getting participation in one attempt?

Kickle is a devious pervert who likes to sexually assault fruits,vegetables,and other animate objects. Also there are boss battles and princesses to rescue....like Princess Pumpa....she's so hot you'll wanna pumpa.  
 

Hide ya produce, hide ya princesses!
 


There's also Princess Crema. She make ya Crema yo self! 

Apr 24, 2017 at 5:34:11 PM
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Prior Kickle Cubicle contests were one life (makes sense considering the possibility of 1up loops) and people were getting millions of points, so I expect crazy scores this week.

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Apr 24, 2017 at 5:35:38 PM
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... I... will ignore the awful puns posted here, since you know, I am all pure, chaste AND innocent.
Now it is time to launch this game and see how doomed I am this week, since I never played it before and I am absolutely terrible at video games.

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Apr 24, 2017 at 5:36:41 PM
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Originally posted by: Richardhead
 
Originally posted by: gutsman004
 
Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Can someone explain the gist of the game and how to play it so that I can increase the likelihood of getting participation in one attempt?

Kickle is a devious pervert who likes to sexually assault fruits,vegetables,and other animate objects. Also there are boss battles and princesses to rescue....like Princess Pumpa....she's so hot you'll wanna pumpa.  
 

Hide ya produce, hide ya princesses!
 
You are SO dumb Kickle.



 

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Apr 24, 2017 at 5:41:33 PM
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Speaking of awful puns...



 

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Edited: 04/24/2017 at 05:46 PM by mbd39

Apr 24, 2017 at 5:51:16 PM
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Well... that... went "well".
Game over at stage 1... I have a long way to go.

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Apr 24, 2017 at 5:57:09 PM
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Originally posted by: Brock Landers
 
Originally posted by: Richardhead
 
Originally posted by: gutsman004
 
Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Can someone explain the gist of the game and how to play it so that I can increase the likelihood of getting participation in one attempt?

Kickle is a devious pervert who likes to sexually assault fruits,vegetables,and other animate objects. Also there are boss battles and princesses to rescue....like Princess Pumpa....she's so hot you'll wanna pumpa.  
 

Hide ya produce, hide ya princesses!
 
You are SO dumb Kickle.



 


Exactly!
Thanks Brock!

Apr 24, 2017 at 5:58:25 PM
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Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

... I... will ignore the awful puns posted here, since you know, I am all pure, chaste AND innocent.
Now it is time to launch this game and see how doomed I am this week, since I never played it before and I am absolutely terrible at video games.

Vodka is the key, not rum 😜