Hello everyone and welcome to the latest installment of the Weekly Contests! Have you ever wanted to be a ninja? Well, guess what? You get to be one this week! How cool is that? And yes, you will get to do all of the cool stuff that ninjas do! Well, yes, you get to wear pajamas all day like a ninja does, but I don't think that's what the outfit is actually called. What's that? Oh, yes, you get to use plenty of throwing stars. And no, you can't throw them at pictures of your boss, your ex-girlfriends, your high school bully who took your lunch money and gave you noogies, wedgies, swirlies, and wet-willy's and knocked your books out of your hands in the hallway, or your angry, jerkoff neighbor who yells at you every time he finds dog poop in his yard and you explain to him that your dog doesn't poop that big and then he yells “bullshit” and then you throw some of your dog's turds at him to prove it and then he punches you in the eye and then you spend the rest of the night sitting on the couch with a bag of frozen peas over your black eye while watching reruns of Happy Days and thinking of petty ways to get him back, like raking all of your leaves into his yard or putting a big sign in his front yard that says “One Bad Neighbor” or letting the air out of his car tires or putting a banana in the tailpipe of his car or...sorry, I'm getting carried away here. Where were we? Oh yes, things you can do as a ninja. Yes, you can do plenty of sneaking around. And no, you can't hide in your closet and jump out suddenly to scare the crap out of your cats. And yes, you get to use a big, sharp sword. And no, you can't use it to cut sandwiches like this guy:
Oh yeah, and you get to use magic as well. No, not pulling a rabbit out of a top hat or pulling a quarter out of your young nephew's ear or sawing your assistant in half type of magic. I'm talking ninpo magic. Look, I don't know exactly what it is, I just host the contests. But you can use several different cool fire spells and clone yourself! And those clones should be used to help you fight bad guys and not to go to work for you while you stay at home and play NES all day in your underwear while you guzzle Mountain Dew and eat bag after bag of Cheetos. Look, you all need to take this very seriously because the evil lord Ashtar is looking to take over the world. And if he does, we are looking at a disaster of biblical proportions! I'm talking Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria! Need I say more? I didn't think so. Okay, now it's time to take on the evil Ashtar and his minions in Ninja Gaiden 2. And for the record, it's pronounced gai-den, not gay-den. Gai-den. Ninja Gai-Den! HAI! Anyway, here are the rules:
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5 lives only (you only get five lives total and must stop playing and take your picture after you die for the fifth time).
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If you are unable to acquire five lives (meaning you don't earn any extra lives), you are allowed to play as far into life “0” as possible. Don't allow yourself to get a game over.
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No farming for extra lives allowed (you earn an extra life every 100,000 points)
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You may collect each extra life in the game only once
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If you roll the score, you must take your picture right before the roll and right after the roll
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If you beat the game, prepare to take your picture after beating Jaquio. It disappears fairly quick after your bonus points tally up.
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Highest score wins
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Participation: 50,000
The contest ends Sunday, 5/27/18 at 11 PM NA time. Your user name MUST be written or typed on a piece of paper and be in the picture for your score to be valid. The entire TV screen, or computer monitor if you are playing on an emulator, MUST be in the picture for the score to be valid. No partial screenshots will be considered or accepted. No screenshots by hitting "print screen" on a computer will be allowed. You must take a picture of your computer monitor. There may be instances where this will be acceptable, but it will be at the discretion of myself and the contest organizers. Also, the use of turbo controllers is forbidden, as well as any cheat codes, Game Genies, slow motion functions, or save states if playing on an emulator. Also, we will only be using NTSC systems for the contests. The use of PAL systems will NOT be allowed. Good luck everyone and have fun
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