Hey Nintendo Fans,
My name is Sam. My friends know me as: Sam Working Boots Guarneri. I earned that nickname because I'm like a pair of working boots: No matter what challenges life throws at, I'll walk over it.I'm built to last and kick lots of ass! I may step in shit, but I don't mind, because I always look at the positive even though it may still smell like shit.--you gotta enjoy life!
I'm 39-years-old, divorced (thank fucking God), and I earn a living cleaning up peoples shit--no pun intended, I work for sanitation. The money is good, my co-workers are awesome, and I love my hours.
The greatest quality about me: I like to make people laugh. Ever science my divorce, I feel invigorated, free, happy; comon guys, my ex was a real asshole. And from there I learned the greatest thing in life is to enjoy every moment.
I don't mind a drink every-now-and-then. My choice of beer is Rolling Rock. Not because I love AVGN, but it's an enjoyable beer. Remeber: Always in moderation.
A bit about my gaming collection and history of gaming:
Growing up, I had a Atari Fucking 2600 and that Son of a Bitch never worked right . Don't get me wrong, Atari is the shit, but to quote AVGN, "this thing was just shit". I got the Atari as A Christmas gift from my Dad and from the get-go it never would stay powered on. I coudn't tell my Dad it didn't work because he was one pissed of mother fucker, if anything went wrong, even if I didn't do it, he would kick my ass--so I never told him. I just put some tape on it and kept it powered on from there. Till this day, this is how I powered on that unit, and the tape is still there from 1978.
Truth is: I'm an avid game collector. After the release of the ball and chain (my wife), I got back into gaming. I own all of the modern game consoles (I love my PS3 Slim), Nes, Snes, every Atari Console, loads of Neo Geo consoles, Vetrex, every Game Boy, and the list goes on. Aside from my extensive console collection, I own some very rare, complete Nintendo and Atari 2600 games. Example: I have about 40 boxed Atari 2600 games and Over 30 NES games. Not bad, but I'm still working on it.
I just got a computer. And boy do I love to chat on line, especially game forums. It ain't new, but it's broadband capable, can play Counter Strike and Battlefield 2, and damn it's going to view a lot of porn--right boys?!
Well, that's it for now. Thanks for reading. I hope to make a lot of new friends here. I hope to start a new thing here called: Funny Random Shit, a weekly topic discussing a misadventure of me getting caught in the act of random funny shit. Good night to everyone and stay happy.
--Sam
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Proud replier of post #1000 in the infamous Joel thread 
