Originally posted by: ankermane
Originally posted by: RegularGuyGamer
Lol Stardust! If anyone starts saying stuff like the OP, stay away. Idk if they have ten vaginas and are offering you nine, GTFO.
Stardust is all man! He was all over that 'girl' despite clear signs of mental instability or god knows what? He plowed right through that shit. Either that or
he's the nicest guy in the world, but I prefer to imagine him as a guy who will take all nine if he has to
Nonono, I assure you it's the former. One vag is more than enough for me, no thanks! I gotta give a shoutout to the love of my life and fiance Paula, who I presume has zero knowledge of what transpired in this thread. I hope to keep it that way, because I'd have a helluva lot of explaining to do if she ever reads this...
Okay here's the full Monty: I'll admit I felt sorry for "Amanda" at first, being a total sucker I fell for "her" story. At one point I was tempted to send "her" a symapthy gift (Xmas 2013 cart with customized greeting) to make up for "her loss", but "she" never replied to my PM asking for "her" address. Honestly I'm glad "she" didn't reply with an addy because had I shipped one direct from RetroUSB, that would have been one helluva "trophy" for whomever was doing the trolling. I don't know what would be embarrassing, the fact that I potentially would have lost $51 + s/h to an internet troll, or the fact that somewhere out there would have been an Xmas cart with my screenname and the name of some "woman" named "Amanda" who never really existed. And why the heck am I posting this publicly on the internetz?!
Originally sent to: Amanda
Hi. I got to thinking about your loss and it really saddens me. If you give me your mailing address, I'll send you a chrismas present in the mail. I don't have a Flinstones 2 or Stadium Events cart to send out, but I can say it will be something special and uniquely yours!
<--punch here, plz!
Edit: post #100, w00t!