And now it's time for a post-game report from the Bimmys vs. Abobos game from star basketball player Bimmy Abdul-Jabbar:
Man you guys, that was such a SWEET game! We smoked those Abobos and showed them who the TRUE basketball masters are! The after party in our locker room was even SWEETER than the victory itself! We had little cocktail weenies, loads of peel and eat shrimp, pizza rolls, cheese and crackers, Oreo cookies, and all the chocolate milk we could drink. It was the best party EVER...until the Abobos crashed it. Before we knew what was happening, those Abobos had each of us in their clutches and did horrible, unspeakable things to us. Where do I even begin? Well, poor Jimmy was dragged into the bathroom and given swirly after swirly. He got so many of them that his hair was standing straight up in the air in a point. It was crazy. Those Abobos even took his expensive "Air Bimmy's," tied the laces together, and threw them up on a telephone wire where he couldn't get them. Like, really guys! Oh, and Ranzou got the biggest super atomic wedgie I've ever seen. His underwear was pulled up over his nose...oh, and they gave him a bunch of sloppy Wet Willys! How gross! Man, who still gives out Wet Willys? Oh, and get this. They pinned poor Chin to the floor and gave him a Pink Belly that seemed to last forever. It was weird. And that wasn't the worst of it! One of the Abobos squatted down and farted in his face over and over again while they were holding him down. Just when I thought I would escape the locker room unscathed, I bumped right into their injured star player, Burnov. Yeah...Burnov! Before I could move an inch, he grabbed me by the back of my shirt and...well...this was the outcome:
And that wasn't all! He tied a jock strap to my face! GAHHHHHH!!! It smelled so bad. When all was said and done, we discovered that they ate all of our snacks, drank all of the chocolate milk, and clogged up the toilet AGAIN! They also left this stupid note behind:
"Dear Bimmy,
This is what you get for beating us at basketball. Those snacks were pretty good, hahahaha!!!! We left a little surprise in your locker room toilet, too! Well, I don't think it should be considered "little" hahahahaha!!! We'll see you little sissies around. Our revenge is complete!
The Abobos (and Burnov)
P.S. We also peed in the water fountain in your locker room and drank all your Gatorade, hahahahaha!!!"
Man, can you believe these guys! Why do they have to keep picking on us? Don't they have anything better to do? Man, I was really looking forward to pizza rolls! Well, I guess I better help Jimmy get his shoes down off the telephone wire. I guess I'll be seeing you guys around. Man, I can't wait to get my revenge on those Abobos. One of these days us Double Dragons will get...The Revenge! Hey, that's actually pretty catchy. That sounds like a good title for a sequel.
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