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Nov 13, 2013 at 11:35:55 AM
th0rpe (36)
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I don't even know what to say. Troll. Story is bullshit, that much is obvious.


Edited: 11/13/2013 at 11:36 AM by th0rpe

Nov 13, 2013 at 1:38:28 PM
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Originally posted by: babywuchki

I think we are being Catfished by Joel.

Catfished indeed... The question is from who? I want to read a Wonder Boy fight! I have no idea the technical history behind him. 


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Nov 13, 2013 at 3:21:59 PM
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Originally posted by: th0rpe

I don't even know what to say. Troll. Story is bullshit, that much is obvious.



Agreed

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Nov 13, 2013 at 6:59:11 PM
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I just read this thread and don't know what to think...


Edited: 11/13/2013 at 07:02 PM by vcube1234

Nov 13, 2013 at 8:40:47 PM
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Beautiful Disaster comes to mind.

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Nov 13, 2013 at 11:30:57 PM
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You know, at first I had a genuine sympathy for her, but come to think of it, some of her flamboyant attacks make me wonder if we are all a bunch of troll-bait.

Amanda, you won. I've seen the writing on the wall. I've been had.

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Nov 14, 2013 at 1:56:34 AM
Commander Santa (178)
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Here is a picture of a nicely folded napkin.

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Nov 14, 2013 at 2:07:21 AM
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LOL

I like that the pic comes from a christmas site.

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Nov 14, 2013 at 2:13:18 AM
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Guys I think it is time for me to come clean and confirm Amanda's story. I know for a fact it is true. I am not proud of it, but I was once that copy of Flintstones. I don't want to get too into it because I get so emotional about it, but on his way home from raping Amanda and stealing me from her the thief was attacked by a T-rex and who threw his car into a vat of radioactive waste with me in the trunk. Some of Amanda's tears and the rapist's semen happened to be on my plastic, and when it mixed with the waste the cartridge mutated into me. I swear it is true, and I cry every day wishing I could get the sharpie of her name off of my fucking back.

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Nov 14, 2013 at 2:58:43 AM
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Originally posted by: ProtoScott

Guys I think it is time for me to come clean and confirm Amanda's story. I know for a fact it is true. I am not proud of it, but I was once that copy of Flintstones. I don't want to get too into it because I get so emotional about it, but on his way home from raping Amanda and stealing me from her the thief was attacked by a T-rex and who threw his car into a vat of radioactive waste with me in the trunk. Some of Amanda's tears and the rapist's semen happened to be on my plastic, and when it mixed with the waste the cartridge mutated into me.
Dude, wft?

Originally posted by: ProtoScott

 I swear it is true, and I cry every day wishing I could get the sharpie of her name off of my fucking back.
This should help you get it off...



If that don't work, try something more industrial:



I've cleaned dozens of carts with the stuff. Just don't drink it; you'll go blind, man!

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Edited: 11/14/2013 at 03:02 AM by Kosmic StarDust

Nov 14, 2013 at 5:57:48 AM
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I wonder what tipped off the troll alert? Maybe the $20k bounty on someone or the sledge hammer to their head NOT causing death? LOL

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Nov 14, 2013 at 8:27:18 AM
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Guys, I found this pic of OP that explains everything:

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Nov 16, 2013 at 6:43:03 PM
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Edited: 11/16/2013 at 06:44 PM by Redivivus

Nov 16, 2013 at 6:53:33 PM
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I like the part where she prostitued herself to some random guy on the internet for videogames.

Nov 16, 2013 at 7:18:26 PM
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Originally posted by: Redivivus

Like your new sig, LOL! Ueah, we got played big time...



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Nov 16, 2013 at 7:32:56 PM
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Well, someone has got to keep us all in check. Well played, Joel!

Nov 18, 2013 at 8:25:22 PM
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Originally posted by: th0rpe

I like the part where she prostitued herself to some random guy on the internet for videogames.


I bet if you put a Craigslist ad out offering a copy of Little Samson for a lay....your Samson wouldn't be so little for very long.


Nov 18, 2013 at 8:29:45 PM
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Ha ha, hell, I might lick a butthole to save myself a few hundred dollars

Nov 18, 2013 at 8:47:08 PM
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Originally posted by: TENGEN

Originally posted by: th0rpe

I like the part where she prostitued herself to some random guy on the internet for videogames.


I bet if you put a Craigslist ad out offering a copy of Little Samson for a lay....your Samson wouldn't be so little for very long.
 

Be careful, you might give your NES a virus or STD!


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Nov 18, 2013 at 9:31:33 PM
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oh common now lady

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Nov 18, 2013 at 9:42:02 PM
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You see, low carbon activity is in fact so simple! Let us act together: anybody to do with me!

Nov 18, 2013 at 9:54:51 PM
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Originally posted by: Vcube

With the development of science and technology, with added and added humans become rich, the artery cars aswell gradually abundant rise, everybody gradually abroad from the low carbon life. Go on like this, will affect the added creatures, the apple will abandon from the universe.

The apple will not save? No, just alpha from now, our action, to save earth, save yourself -- a low carbon life!

Low carbon life, as continued as I can remember, Grandpa will advice me to advance a acceptable addiction -- some agenda and agenda boxes are collected, and again get the recycling base to sell. I do not apperceive what, just save, now think, if anybody can do so, the beneath we animal beings will be able to cut the amount of trees! Every time my ancestors and I went to the bazaar shopping, I will admonish adults with bags, usually buy us drinks will try to buy agenda box, that can abate the " white abuse " bethink already in the supermarket, my mother saw a can clasp toothpaste things, to buy down, say that words can put toothpaste is actual clean, it can save a little. I said: " you see, this is to use is fabricated of artificial ". Mother doesn't accept what it meant. I said: " in adjustment to save a bit of toothpaste and accomplish the apple and some white trash, any acceptable "? Mother see ablaze suddenly, even said: " Yeah, yeah! The apparatus is absolutely the accident outweighs the gain. " "!

Low carbon activity is there are a lot of tips! Such as ablution over the baptize can be acclimated to even the toilet, baptize the flowers; abrasion apparatus in the abrasion baptize can be loaded up with a basin, can be acclimated to apple-pie the floor, clean the appliance ... ... These are the little things we do aggregate in one's power.
You see, low carbon activity is in fact so simple! Let us act together: anybody to do with me!

Never before have such words been spoken with such truth and clarity. 


Nov 18, 2013 at 10:05:32 PM
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WTF, this thread is still getting weirder.

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Nov 20, 2013 at 12:26:25 PM
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weird? should we attempt to make a female version of joel with this thread?!?!?

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Nov 20, 2013 at 1:20:40 PM
Kosmic StarDust (44)
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Who's Joel? I assume it's the guy who trolled us but I'm not seeing who it is in this thread.

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