I just read through the whole thread upon its discovery. Nothing witty to add. I just wanted to be a part of it all.

*cough*

Let's do a Mad Libs while we wait!

The OP    verb     to the     adjective    hoarder's house.  Upon entering, the OP was     past-tense verb   .
  noun    ,   noun  , and    noun     were stacked as high as the OP's   body part   .
The Hoarder mentioned wanting to   verb   with his collection.  The OP was    past-tense verb  about this news.
The hoarder said his collection was in a   adjective   storage unit, and the only way to get to it was    verb   . 
"There are sealed   noun    ,   noun  , and    noun   in the unit!" the hoarder promised.
So, the   adjective   OP and the   adjective   hoarder left for the   adjective  storage unit.  Once the pair got there via 
  vehicle  , after passing   location   ,   location   , and   location   , they noticed a   animal   standing in front of them and the storage unit.  They fed the   animal   some    noun    to get by, and then typed in   code    to enter the unit.
Upon entering the unit, the OP could see   noun    ,   noun  , and    noun   .  The OP was     past-tense verb   .
The   adjective   hoarder said,"                                                                            ".
Then the   adjective   OP said, "                                                                            ".
Then the hoarder    adverb          verb     the OP.  The OP was     emotional adjective   !
Then, the OP  verb  .
Suddenly, another   animal   appeared.  It     verb     the OP, and then   verb     the hoarder.  The hoarder and OP were    past-tense verb  . 
They were never heard from again.

The OP  dougied  to the  afformentioned  hoarder's house. Upon entering, the OP was  flabbergasted.
Silent Service  ,  Vegas Stakes , and   Win Lose or Draws  were stacked as high as the OP's big toe.
The Hoarder mentioned wanting to  elope  with his collection. The OP was  nervous  about this news.
The hoarder said his collection was in an  underwater  storage unit, and the only way to get to it was  via submarine .
"There are sealed  boxes of chocolate  ,  circa 1972 marlboro cigarrettes , and  scotch tape  in the unit!" the hoarder promised.
So, the  delighted  OP and the  hopped up on goofball  hoarder left for the  underwater storage unit. Once the pair got there via
submarine , after passing  titantic ,  jaws  , and  red october , they noticed a  spongebob  standing in front of them and the storage unit. They fed the  spongebob  some  beer  to get by, and then typed in  the theme to funkytownto enter the unit.
Upon entering the unit, the OP could see old furniture  ,  cobwebs , and   a stapler . The OP was  elated  .
The  smug  hoarder said,"Well, what do you think??".
Then the  shocked  OP said, "Whatever, it's a party".
Then the hoarder  smooched  the OP. The OP was  relieved !
Then, the OP cried .
Suddenly, another  spongebob  appeared. It  roundhouse kicked  the OP, and then  tiger uppercutted  the hoarder. The hoarder and OP were rejoicing 
They were never heard from again.

$10 says Joel has been trapped inside the storage unit this whole time.

Meh... that was bad

Haha holy crap that's awesome

wheres the pics? or will you spoil us with a video!

Old thread dug up. I like it, where's the pics?

He's probably clutching to a sealed SE or something.

There never will be any pictures as this was a scam thread. There was never any lot of games. People only post these, "I have this amazing deal I am going to get soon" type threads for attention.

Guys this was real, this is not a scam, paypal me $50 and I will send you pictures... But first send me $50... I repeat not a scam, send me $50.

Well I could only ignore your sweet nothings for so long before I broke.

Op is active on the forums so I dont think it was a scam, per se. But the non response to inquiries would probably indicate the OP was creating a hype train for no good reason. We get a couple of these a year so its all par for the course.

Who cares sometimes it's fun to get excited even if nothng special turns up

Spoken like a premature ejaculator

well done lol

A + +

This one's for you Joel, I miss you..... Come Back

if theres marlboros in there ill take em

I see this thread, and I think of how much cooler it would be if it said:

So my uncle's wife is a hooker...

I would've clicked on this thread about 20 more times. Definitely pics on that one. Although, hype train hooker with a fake sealed stash would hurt me even more.

Dude I'm 99% sure that happened to me once when I was hunting in Atlanta while in town on business.

Got a reply from my CL ad from this girl claiming she had all this awesome stuff.....ended up meeting her at Hooters, where she worked.  She said she "forgot the games"

Her email was:  ATM_time_4_you @ something.com

My money says hype train hooker with a fake stash