Yesterday, while at a city wide yard sale, I came across a man selling a ton of games, a few consoles, and some accessories. His prices weren't unreasonable by any means, though like I told him, he wasn't selling anything that I couldn't find on eBay for the same price (or better) after searching for two minutes.
Surprisingly, he was understanding, and we even got to conversing after that. I'm glad we did, since he told me a story about how he thought he was getting the deal of a lifetime...only to get something else.
Years ago, while browsing every Craigslist in a four state radius, he stumbled upon an ad stating the seller was letting go of an entire storage lot full of games and game accessories—so much stuff that if it was one of those storage auction shows, you would scream "Staged!" at your television, he told me—for a fraction of what they were worth. Despite his gut telling him this was too good to be true, he figured he had nothing to lose by responding. He was wrong.
You see, this ad very specifically stated—in big, bold letters—that they were only accepting calls or texts, and all emails would be ignored. The man tried calling...and received no response. He then sent a text stating that he was interested in the games...which also failed to earn him a response. Deciding his suspicions were correct, he went on about his day, but then something happened that he couldn't ignore.
It was the next morning. He'd just pried his Toaster Strudel out of the toaster when he received a text from Alltel informing him that his balance was at $0, leaving him baffled, since he'd gone to the store and put $20 on his account just two days ago. However, he quickly figured out what had eaten away his prepaid funds—overnight, he had received dozens of texts from horny men, many of whom had included (scantily clad) pictures of themselves in various suggestive poses (Alltel charged twenty-five cents for each picture text sent or received). Also, after reading a few of the texts, it became abundantly clear that all the men were under the impression that they were texting a young woman who was looking for a no-strings-attached hookup.
It didn't take a genius to figure out that the person he called/texted had used his number in a Casual Encounters ad. He never found the ad, though he likened that either the fraudster took it down after a certain amount of time or several of the horny men had gotten it deleted by flagging it after they never got a response back. He also discovered that the ad that started it all was no longer on the site.
Alltel did not issue him a refund—their reasoning being that there was no proof that his phone number had been used without his consent—and he was haunted for days by the things he saw/read in the texts. The funniest thing, however, was that he told me that, even after that experience, he continued to respond to ads that specified call/text only. Because, as he put it, he'd rather risk receiving an unwarranted pic of a man's junk than miss out on cheap games and/or consoles.
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In loving memory of my Stump Smash (Giants version) figures—recieved sometime in June of 2017, foolisly sold on June 16, 2017 after assuming that I had another Stump Smash (Giants version) at home. Spoiler alert: I did have another Stump Smash...but he was the Spyro's Adventure version!
Let this be a lesson to all: always check the color on the bottom of the figure, because a non-duplicate can slip away from even a guy with autism who meticulously sorted through every single figure he owned for duplicates.
Edited: 06/18/2017
at 07:16 PM
by The Book Crusader