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NintendoAge 2016 Weekly Contests Presents: Gyruss Contest ends Sunday, 7/3/16 at 11 PM NA time

Jul 3, 2016 at 8:35:48 PM
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Originally posted by: ToxieRules

Best score I can put up:

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Edited: 07/03/2016 at 08:36 PM by skinnygrinny

Jul 3, 2016 at 8:45:46 PM
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Originally posted by: skinnygrinny
 
Originally posted by: ToxieRules

Best score I can put up:

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Hahahah I am serious man I literally spent 15 minutes on the game and got my 3 points.

 

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Jul 3, 2016 at 8:57:01 PM
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Originally posted by: ToxieRules
 
Originally posted by: skinnygrinny
 
Originally posted by: ToxieRules

Best score I can put up:

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Hahahah I am serious man I literally spent 15 minutes on the game and got my 3 points.

 


Wise move. I spent way more time than that and I'll only get 3 points. 

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Jul 3, 2016 at 9:50:31 PM
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144,450

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Jul 3, 2016 at 9:57:39 PM
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Originally posted by: mbd39
 
Originally posted by: ToxieRules
 
Originally posted by: skinnygrinny
 
Originally posted by: ToxieRules

Best score I can put up:

 photo DE35AA8E-B7BA-4351-A9ED-FF05A4C7B941_zpsdgjamhu2.gif
 
Hahahah I am serious man I literally spent 15 minutes on the game and got my 3 points.

 


Wise move. I spent way more time than that and I'll only get 3 points. 

You gotta go big or go home with these man.............The other games I placed well on I put literally all my free time into.
 

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Jul 3, 2016 at 10:59:37 PM
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You guys letting Kobra Kai take another one home?! Woooooooooweeeeee!!!

Bring it on girls!!!

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Jul 3, 2016 at 11:52:06 PM
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2016 WEEK 20 SANTA WEEKLY NEWS UPDATE!!! - GYRUSS  ***4TH OF JULY/CANADA DAY EDITION***
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As millions of Canadians tried to drunkenly iceskate on unfrozen lakes and millions more Americans drunkenly blew shit up all to honor their country's birthdays, the men and women of Nintendoge's Weekly Contests were
battling it out for Gyruss supremacy.

Scores took a sharp jump upwards after about the halfway point this week.
I think this is also the first time the new contest format is starting to change the strategies of our contestants.

With the Bye Week here, it's time for a short Summer Vacation.
But before you go, check out everything that happened this week!


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SKINNYGRINNY CLINGS TO A SLIM LEAD TRYING TO GET BACK INTO FORM BEFORE THE BREAK

No Cobra Kai this week, just good old fashioned "Grinder" action for Gyruss

It appears as if "The Grinder" will head into the break with another gold medal under his belt.
With only minutes reamaining (and as of this writing) skinnygrinny currently sits atop the mountain of scores this week with a score of 888,950. He is only 3,900 points ahead of arnpoly
who in sceond place has a score of 885,050.

The scores and participation this week have been really impressive.

24 different contestants have all entered scores above the participation point threshold.
8 have scored over 600,000 points.
To reach the top 8 this week you'll need to get past laddersandcakes who is currently in control of the 8th spot with an impressive score of 616,150.

For anyone who finishes in the top 8 this week, my hat goes off to you.


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GYRUSS FEVER IS CONTAGIOUS AMONG CONTESTANTS!!!

A handful of players really showed their appreciation for Gyrus this week

Every few weeks a game comes along that seems to really hook a good segment of our players.
Gyruss was that game for some.
Check out what the gang did this week climbing aboard the Gyruss Train.

- SuperJimtendo was nice enough to share a picture of his best friend Richardhead wearing his "Gyruss Goggles" with all of us this week.
- laddersandcakes had his Gyruss excitement so high, he went and attacked the Atari2600 version after posting up a mega score on the NES.
- Brock Landers went on (for fun) to post a score after he looped the game just to see how far he could go.
- Players Bea_Iank, the tall guy and zobber all comented on how much they enjoyed the game this week (along with posting pretty high scores themselves).
- arnpoly and gutsman004 were old masters that were happy to return at Gyruss and kick some butt.

It's nice to see when players enjoy battling through a game for the week as that is not always the case.


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NEW CONTEST FORMAT STARTING TO HAVE AN EFFECT ON PLAYERS?

The First half of the season is in the books. How are players reacting?

For ages, the contests have been broken up into 2 seasons (Summer Season & Winter Season).
2016 is the first year NA will have an official year long champion for the regular season and only 3 recipiants of gold, silver and bronze icons for the three tiers in the playoffs at year's end.

No doubt the season is long, but like baseball - excellence over time is difficult to achieve.
At the halfway point the contest has seen 66 different participants.
Not everyone will make the playoffs and who knows if there are other 'ringers' still out there that have not jumped into the fray yet.

From time to time a few folks jump into the contests to post a score for the rest of us to chase.
Even more folks play for the fun of it and to test their mettle against some of the best NES players in the world (at least I think so AirVillian).

But to reamain at or near the top of the standings it takes a lot of skill, time and determination.

The bye week is here, but it appears some of the contest's big guns are begining to tire and thatcould open the door for some others to catch up in a big way.
For the second week in a row Canadian celebrity ToxieRules has mentioned his contest fatigue (as wewll as being sidetracked currently by Dragon Quest). He entered the contests with a huge splash, but could he be tiring out?
Brock Landers has also shown some signs of NES fatigue. Toxie currently sits at 4th place overall and Brock is in control of the Year's Silver Medal at the moment.
It's tough at the top. Will the break get these guys and others refreshed? Or, will their excellence ultimately tire them out and allow others to catch them from behind?

For those watching this marathon, it's stories like this that make the season so exciting.


Meanwhile... Human Cyborg bertsampson continues to wipe the floor each week with the rest of the compitition. Can he continue his reign of terror, or will a different schedule in the summertime have an influence on his concentration and skills?
Is he even human?


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BROCK LANDERS "BOLD PREDICTIONS"

It's the Update's Horoscope!

Who did Brock pick this week to rule over Gyruss?
Was he right?
How did empire wander onto the battlefield talking about Canadian music with ToxieRules?

eh... anyway check out Brock's predicition's for Week 20

Nostradumbass's Picks
1. bertsampson -      950,000
2. arnpoly -             900,000
3. gutsman004 -       870,000
4. skinnygrinny -       845,000
5. Brock Landers -     842,150
6. the tall guy -        666,000
7. Richardhead -       610,000
8. laddersandcakes - 600,000

Actual Current Standings
1. skinnygrinny -          888,950
2. arnpoly -                 885,050
3. Brock Landers -        842,150
4. bertsampson -         821,450
5. gutsman004 -         795,800
6. Bea_Iank -             683,600
7. the tall guy -          633,650
8. laddersandcakes -   616,150

It appears that "Nostradumbass" was indeed pretty accurate this week. His crystal ball got 2 places exactly right and 7 out of the 8 contestants he picked were on his list.
This week was a win for "Bold Predictions."

To add...

Keep a keen eye on these players that seem to be heating up.

the tall man:  Randy is an excellent player who is often mistaken in public for former Broncos QB Peyton Manning. He has posted scores landing him in scoring spots for the past 2 weeks in a row. If he sticks around for the rest of the way,
he could find himself in elite company. This southern gentleman is soft spoken and one of the nicest people I've ever met. He is a warrior though - and not easily bested.

Bea_Iank: Bea is still healing up from a horrilbe incident a few weeks ago and is one of the best gamers on these forums. If a game on a particular week tickles her fancy, she's a force to be reckoned with.
The "Can NA beat every NES game in a year thread is winding down, so if she has enough rum and coffeeeveryone else should look out.
(also... sorry about the "tits" outburst Bea. I drank at least 2 bottles of wine last night and I don't know why I even wrote that.). 

Teknoskan: Still a mystery man(?) at this point and I have no idea what their name even means. What I do know however is this player has proven themselves a person to not take lightly. If the season leaders do
get tired late in the year, Teknoskan has the ability to make a push to the front.


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Quick PSA about the JosephLeo Family Fundraiser

NA Community is stepping up to help one of their own

As most of us have already heard, earlier this week NA Member JosephLeo's infant son passed away unexpectedly.
It is a terrible tragedy and many members of Nintendoage have decided to help out with burial costs.

If you would like to make a cash donation check out this thread - http://nintendoage.com/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=7&thr...

Also, if you would like information about the Community Garage Sale to benefit the Leos check here - http://nintendoage.com/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=6&thr...
Anything you could do to help would be greatly appreciated.
Nintendoage is not just an online forum.
It truly is a community.


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Well, that's it for another Update!

Enjoy the break everyone, after 20 weeks it looks like many of us need one.

- Will the break re-energize some of our contestants?
- Who the hell puts pineapple and pepperoni on a pizza?
- What iexactly is a Chilliwack?

Tune in next week to the contests to find out!




 

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bunnyboy, psychobear85, superbobby, captmorgandrinker, guillavoie, KHAN Games (backup from Jon Solo), fsped09 & zi



Edited: 07/03/2016 at 11:54 PM by Commander Santa

Jul 4, 2016 at 12:15:08 AM
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I am burnt out for sure Santa................keep on santa-ing those santa-writeups!

Man I am fucking loaded right now boys...........

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Edited: 07/04/2016 at 12:15 AM by Uncle Meat

Jul 4, 2016 at 12:17:42 AM
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Originally posted by: ToxieRules

I am burnt out for sure Santa................keep on santa-ing those santa-writeups!

Man I am fucking loaded right now boys...........

In a couple weeks it's friggin' Paper Boy. I'll be happy to get participation.
 

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Jul 4, 2016 at 5:34:44 AM
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That was a fun update, Santa.
And it is all good about the tits thing. It is just that a lady can only hear "shouldn't women have boobs" so many times when... err... disrobing herself for... pure and chaste vigorous cuddling before she breaks into a fiery rage of death and destruction.  

Also, Paperboy will be fun. I can consistently beat it, but I never tried to point grind it. I should use this week to practice.

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Jul 4, 2016 at 12:34:26 PM
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Maybe I'm just letting you back in this thing to make it interesting skinny    

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Jul 4, 2016 at 1:55:38 PM
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Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Maybe I'm just letting you back in this thing to make it interesting skinny    

Ha! Ya your going to get interestingly get knocked out of 2nd place   
 

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Jul 4, 2016 at 2:24:54 PM
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I couldn't get my score higher because I can't consistently ace the bonus stages and I can't consistently beat the swinging arm boss. Seriously that one boss is a total dick.

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Jul 4, 2016 at 2:31:57 PM
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Pro tip: match the level number in the bonus stages, much easier than "acing" them

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Jul 4, 2016 at 2:33:41 PM
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Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Pro tip: match the level number in the bonus stages, much easier than "acing" them
I didn't think anybody else was doing this. I should have scored 1 million but I never got past the Suns final form. 

 

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Jul 4, 2016 at 2:36:32 PM
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Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Pro tip: match the level number in the bonus stages, much easier than "acing" them

Wait. What? There's an easier way to score big points in the bonus stages?
 

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Jul 4, 2016 at 2:39:09 PM
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Originally posted by: mbd39
 
Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Pro tip: match the level number in the bonus stages, much easier than "acing" them

Wait. What? There's an easier way to score big points in the bonus stages?
 

Did not know this either.  What's the bonus?
 

Jul 4, 2016 at 2:44:47 PM
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30,000


Basically they only reason I got 3rd is because no-one seemed to pick up on that (Gui pointed it out in the 2012 contest)

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Jul 4, 2016 at 2:48:02 PM
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Originally posted by: Brock Landers

30,000


Basically they only reason I got 3rd is because no-one seemed to pick up on that (Gui pointed it out in the 2012 contest)

Nice, I got the 20,000 on most of them, but 30,000 would have been a nice bump to the score.
 

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Originally posted by: skinnygrinny
 
Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Pro tip: match the level number in the bonus stages, much easier than "acing" them
I didn't think anybody else was doing this. I should have scored 1 million but I never got past the Suns final form. 

 
Yep, hence why I said I could of gotten over 900,000 if I had put the time into it.  I'm pretty sure I botched a number of those by losing count

 

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This is an interesting secret bonus, like the 12th hugger bonus in Kung Fu.

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Jul 4, 2016 at 2:53:33 PM
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Scoreboard Finalized. Need the week off to catch up on a bunch of things, but I'll get the overall leaderboards updated sometime this week. Happy 4th everyone!

Jul 4, 2016 at 2:56:01 PM
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You had to get over 600k to make top 8 this week, so I don't feel too bad about getting 11th.

Isolated Warrior is the next shmup that we play and I already know that I suck at that.

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Jul 4, 2016 at 3:03:37 PM
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It's f!cking true about the bonus stages. I shot four enemies on the fourth stage and I got a 30,000 bonus.

I really really really really really wish I'd known about this. God dammit.

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Jul 4, 2016 at 4:02:52 PM
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Originally posted by: bertsampson
 
Originally posted by: Brock Landers

30,000


Basically they only reason I got 3rd is because no-one seemed to pick up on that (Gui pointed it out in the 2012 contest)

Nice, I got the 20,000 on most of them, but 30,000 would have been a nice bump to the score.
 

And the shooter icon just got real! Don't slack off now Bert!! Or skinny goes back to back shooter champ!!! Woooooo bring it Bertie! 

I would have gotten 1 mill. But I only played once on Saturday and once Sunday. I got to the sun on my Sunday run. 

Heeheeeee I got all but one 30,000 bonus stages   
 

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