Originally posted by: bimmy_lee
Well, the only thing you can do, Daddy-O, is take out those squares trying to ruin your day. Once, you've done that, you'll be made in the shade and can go back to your pad and chill with Ken. So, beat feet through the soda shop and give all that killer food a huge knuckle sandwich, cuz, you know, they're all just cruisin' for a bruisin'. Once you're done, throw a quarter in the jukebox, crank up the volume, and listen to some Buddy Holly. Man, he is one hip cat. If he isn't your style, you can rock around the clock with Bill Haley and His Comets. Or, maybe you can listen to...whoa, holy crap, you're not going to be listening to anything because you and Barbie just got sucked into the jukebox! Man, what kind of crazy ass, deadly dreams does she have? It will take a strong will and lots of determination to make it all the way through the jukebox to get to Barbie's date with Ken. Only then will you become a true Jukebox Hero. I wish I could tell you how to get through, but you're the one obsessed with Barbie on the NES, not me. What do you mean “what am I talking about?” Don't you remember the beginning of the intro where it talked about your obsession with Barbie on the NES? Well, if you don't remember, then I suggest you go back and re-read the intro. Or just give in to your temptations and play some Barbie. Speaking of which, here are the rules:
- Play until you only have one “Z” remaining. Do not lose the last “Z” or you will be given the choice to continue and lose your score.
- If you get to the final jukebox boss, take a picture while fighting it. If you beat it, take a picture of your final score on the bonus screen (the soda shop level and jukebox levels have the same bonus screens, so a picture of the jukebox boss will be necessary to determine if you beat the game. If you beat the game, be ready to take your picture after it tallies up your bonus points. The screen doesn't stay up long and you can't see your score after that).
- Highest score wins
- Participation: 5,000
- GENRE: Action/Platformer
The contest ends Sunday, 4/8/18 at 11 PM NA time. Your user name MUST be written or typed on a piece of paper and be in the picture for your score to be valid. The entire TV screen, or computer monitor if you are playing on an emulator, MUST be in the picture for the score to be valid. No partial screenshots will be considered or accepted. No screenshots by hitting "print screen" on a computer will be allowed. You must take a picture of your computer monitor. There may be instances where this will be acceptable, but it will be at the discretion of myself and the contest organizers. Also, the use of turbo controllers is forbidden, as well as any cheat codes, Game Genies, slow motion functions, or save states if playing on an emulator. Also, we will only be using NTSC systems for the contests. The use of PAL systems will NOT be allowed. Good luck everyone and have fun
Yesterday I didn't read all this. Now I'm reading it and I'm dying. Holy crap that's funny.
Never played Barbie but the player sprite rivals Dirk from Dragon's Lair as the biggest in a NES game. That is one big ass sprite.
