Originally posted by: guillavoie
My god, Bimmy's on FIRE!!!
I got a challenge for you for your next poem, make some ABBA rhymes, hehe
Haha, don't you tempt me,
Or I will come up with stuff so funny you will all pee.
Speaking of pee, my avatar looks like he has to go to the bathroom,
And if he doesn't get there soon, his bladder will go boom!
Look at poor Bimmy hop, skip, and jump,
But don't worry, he doesn't have to take a dump.
Uh oh, it looks like the bathroom is in use,
Oh why did Bimmy have to drink so much juice!
He looks so funny doing his little pee-pee dance.
If he doesn't go soon, he will have to change his pants!
People are starting to gawk,
So maybe he should just give a little knock.
"I'll be out in a few minutes" comes a very loud shout.
"I'm going to wet my pants" says poor Bimmy, "And that's no doubt!"
He looks to his left and sees a dark alley.
Bimmy is about to pee, so there's no time to dillydally.
He goes behind a dumpster and it's such a relief
To finally be over all that grief.
He looks to his left and sees the police,
Who immediately say "Your public urination must cease!"
They throw Bimmy in the police car and cause such a clamor.
And now they're taking him off to the slammer.
Bimmy learned a valuable lesson on that horrible day,
And it was that peeing in public is definitely not okay.
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"Wait...Bimmy and Jimmy?? How'd they make a mistake like this!? Bimmy isn't even a real name!"
Beware the Bimmy Marsh!
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