Ok guys, I'm ecstatic to announce that the company I work for has agreed to let us host this site on one of their "big dog" servers. The server is located in Texas and is part of our company's cluster that's professionally managed and has 99.99% uptime, etc. Right now, that server isn't being used, so we'll have it all to ourselves.
What does this mean to us? It means no timeouts! It also means that I can actually get on the site and work without wanting to throw a rock at my computer (something I'd like to do daily), also due to the timeouts
At any rate, the estimated date that my company will be able to help me on this is after July 4th. That said, the site will likely be offline on the 5th or 6th until we get everything copied over and the DNS updated.
-Dain