THE DRUNKEN PROPHET HAS RETURNED, JUST AS THE MESSIAH RETURNED DURING HIS GREATEST COMINGS. HELLO FELLOW POSTERS, AND IT IS A GRAND OLD TIME TO BE ALIVE.
MAY YOU ALL BE DRUNK, IN TIMES OF PEACE.
MAY YOU ALL BE MERRY, WITH YOUR WINE, HAVE CHEESE.
MAY YOU ALL CHUG A KEG, TO PROVE YOU'RE A BEAST.
NINTENDO AGE MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN THE PROPHET, BUT THE PROPHET HAS NOT FORGOTTEN YOU.