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NintendoAge 2016 Weekly Contests Presents: Battletoads Contest ends Sunday, 6/5/16 at 11 PM NA time

May 29, 2016 at 2:13:31 PM
bimmy_lee (78)
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Hello everyone and welcome to the latest installment of the Weekly Contests!  Your old pal Billy Lee is back and I just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you for helping me a few weeks ago with getting my girlfriend Marian back from my brother, Jimmy.  Man did we ever kick his ass!!  Can you believe how much he cried when I put him in that headlock?  What a wimp!  Now let's fast-forward to today:  Jimmy and I are getting along a lot better now.  We borrow each others' video games frequently, we hang out at Flatirons Mall in River City all the time, and Jimmy even watches Mittens for me when I put in long hours at the Double Dragon dojo.  We even went to the Hyrule Cookie Bake-Off in Kakariko Village together and provided security for the event!  We are like best buds now!  So anyway, this afternoon the two of us are chilling back at my place with my new neighbors, the Battletoads.  I know, right?  I can hardly believe it myself!  I'm neighbors with...the Battletoads!  Their fourth brother, Jerms, couldn't make it unfortunately.  They said he ate too much Spam the night before and got really sick.  I'm sure Jimmy and I will meet him sooner or later.  Pimple also brought his long-time girlfriend, Princess Angelica, over to hang with us as well.  Apparently she is great friends with Marian and they both went out and got the famous tramp stamp dragon tattoos together.  Also, the Ninja Turtles were supposed to be here, too, but they had to go save Manhattan from Shredder.  Man, that Shredder guy is a party pooper!   I was looking forward to hanging out with Michaelangelo since he's a party dude and all.  Anyway, the doorbell rings and Jimmy goes to answer the door.  We get all excited because we think the Ninja Turtles have finished saving Manhattan.  Pimple is practically shrieking like a girl, while Rash and Zitz are getting out their Ninja Turtles comics to have them autographed.  Jimmy flings open the door, and much to our disappointment, there's this giant rat standing there dressed up like a pizza-delivery man holding a pizza box.  As Jimmy turns around and says "Who ordered a pizza," the Battletoads' jaws all drop to their knees and their eyes pop out of their heads as they bob up and down and point.  Before I can do anything, this gas grenade comes flying from behind the rat and lands in the middle of the living room.  Gas immediately pours from the canister and we all pass out.  The last thing I remember before blacking out was seeing a half-man, half-robot shove his way past the rat and into our place, followed by a giant bull, and Bo Abobo himself!  And he was saying something about leaving a special "Super C" gift in the toilet.
 
A little while later, we all came to and our attackers were nowhere to be found...and neither were Pimple or Princess Angelica!  At that moment we hear the toilet flush and Bo Abobo comes strolling out of the bathroom with a rolled up Nintendo Power under his arm.  He grins at us and says "I have no idea who those ugly creeps were that barged in, but I was in the neighborhood and had to poop REALLY badly, so I followed them in.  You may want to call a plumber, BIMMY!  HAHAHAHAHA!"  I smack my forehead in disgust as I hear Jimmy, Rash, and Zitz giggling behind me.  Just as I turn around and glare at them, Bo Abobo throws this wadded up piece of paper at me.  "Oh yeah, those weirdos wanted me to give this to you guys.  Smell ya later, Double Duds!  HAHAHAHAHA!"  I open and smooth out the note and realize it's for Rash and Zitz and hand it over to them.  This is what it said:
 
 
"Hey Battle-TURDS,
 
Remember last Friday night at the Leisure Station when you green slimeballs bumped into me and spilled your Sonic Tonic with lime all over my sexy black dress?  Well...you ruined it!  That thing wasn't cheap and it cost me 1,000 Rupees last year at the Hyrule Castle Fashion Show!  You wart-heads are going to pay for this!  I've had my minions kidnap Pimple and Princess Angelica and bring them all the way to the Tower of Shadows on Ragnarok.  You want them back?  You're gonna have to get past my Giant Boss Walker, Big Blag and Scuzz, Robo-Manus, and General Slaughter and his Psyko-Pigs first!  You lame brains don't stand a chance, especially in the Turbo Tunnel!  Hahahahahahaha!  Come and get me...if you dare!
 
Yours truly,
The Dark Queen
 
P.S. Oh yeah, those dorks in the pajamas you were hanging out with, my minions also turned all their books around backward, re-arranged their DVDs so they are no longer in alphabetical order, drank all the beer and didn't use coasters while they sat around their coffee table and watched wrestling on Pay-Per-View (wait until they get their cable bill, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!), and last but not least, changed the time on all their clocks!!  Hahahahahahaha!!!!
 
P.P.S. Another thing...don't bring that stupid, bird-brained buzzard friend with you!  I'm sick of him asking me out on a date!
 
P.P.S. Also, Princess Angelica has a pretty hot dragon tattoo, so I decided to get one myself...with Rash's credit card!  HAHAHAHAHA!!!  Have fun paying the bill on that one."
 
 
HEY!  I resent what she said!  Jimmy and I aren't wearing pajamas!  We are wearing KARATE outfits!  Sheesh, you would think some chick who is dumb enough to spend 1,000 Rupees on a dress would at least know what a karate outfit looks like!  At least she didn't call me Bimmy...unlike Bo Abobo!  I swear I'm going to start wearing a nametag all the time so people can get my name right!  Anyway, Rash and Zitz pleaded with Jimmy and I to help them out, but there's no way we can.  You see, Jimmy and I have to go star in this radical new fighter we are filming called Double Dragon: Neon and have no time for anything else.  By the way, it's gonna be AWESOME!  It's full of fighting...and music...and...NEON...and...well, we didn't read the script, but how could we turn something down with the word "Neon" in the title?  Anyway, this is where the Battletoads need your help.  You guys need to hop aboard the spaceship Vulture with them and zoom across the galaxy to Ragnarok to help get Pimple and Princess Angelica back.  Cuz if you don't, I'll have to listen to Marian bitch for the next five days that she won't have anyone to go with to Girl's Night Karaoke at Club Snatcher in Neo Kobe City next Friday evening.  And let me tell you, that girl can BITCH!  "Billy, you play too many video games...Billy, Mittens threw up on the couch again...Billy, you snore too loud."  And this goes on and on and on and on!  Anyway, when you guys are done, could you maybe stop back by my place and help plunge the toilet?  Bo Abobo did a number on it and I can't afford to call Mario Bros. Plumbing again.  If I do, I'll have to sell off a bunch of my Sega Genesis games and that wouldn't be cool!  So, here's what you need to do to guide those totally tubular toads through Ragnarok:
 
 
  • 1 player only
  • Play until Life 0 (no hearts remaining)
  • Get as far in the game as possible
  • No warps allowed
  • No Rat Race glitches allowed (killing the rat to quickly end the stage)
  • Lowest score takes precedence in the event of a tie (ex. two players get to the beginning of the Clinger Winger stage.  Whoever has the lowest score at that point in the game takes precedence)
  • Furthest progression wins with lowest score taking priority
  • Participation : Get to the 3rd level
  • GENRE: Beat 'Em Up
 

The contest ends Sunday, 6/5/16 at 11 PM NA time.  Your user name MUST be written or typed on a piece of paper and be in the picture for your score to be valid.  The entire TV screen, or computer monitor if you are playing on an emulator, MUST be in the picture for the score to be valid.  No partial screenshots will be considered or accepted.  No screenshots by hitting "print screen" on a computer will be allowed.  You must take a picture of your computer monitor.  There may be instances where this will be acceptable, but it will be at the discretion of myself and the contest organizers.  Also, the use of turbo controllers is forbidden, as well as any cheat codes, Game Genies, slow motion functions, or save states if playing on an emulator.  Also, we will only be using NTSC systems for the contests.  The use of PAL systems will NOT be allowed.  Good luck everyone and have fun  

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My NES collection count: 757 games (16 to go for a full set)

Latest Purchase(s): Snow Brothers

"Wait...Bimmy and Jimmy??  How'd they make a mistake like this!?  Bimmy isn't even a real name!"

Beware the Bimmy Marsh!

Proud owner of post #2000, #2900, and #3800 in Inner Circle HQ thread



Edited: 06/05/2016 at 03:01 PM by NintendoAge Moderator

May 29, 2016 at 2:19:10 PM
mbd39 (1)
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There's no participation requirement? Beating first two stages would be a good one.

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May 29, 2016 at 2:20:06 PM
bertsampson (11)
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OFFICIAL SCOREBOARD
BattleToads
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(Beat 'em Up)
Place Area Score Username
1 Game Completed 673,150 arnpoly
2 Game Completed 738,000 ToxieRules
3 Game Completed 738,150 Brock Landers
4 Game Completed 763,200 Richardhead
5 Stage 10 Rat Race 999,999 mbd39
6 Stage 9 Terra Tubes 559,450 skinnygrinny
7 Stage 8 Boss 553,650 SuperJimtendo
8 Stage 8 Intruder Excluder 460,700 bertsampson
Participation
9 Stage 7 Volkmire's Inferno 675,600 Krunch
10 Stage 6 Snake Pit 474,050 Seppatoni
11 Stage 6 2nd Pit 529,800 JamesRobot
12 Stage 5 Surf City 354,650 killerkobra
13 Stage 5 Surf City 245,450 Ferris Bueller
14 Stage 4 5000 Point Spike Drop 285,050 gutsman004
15 Stage 4 Before Moving Platfrom 225,450 barrelsAndRivets
16 Stage 4 1st Checkpoint 252,200 zobber
17 Stage 4 Start 236,250 Bea_Iank
18 Stage 3 Turbo Tunnel 218,950 EgasKrad
19 Stage 3 Turbo Tunnel 220,050 laddersandcakes
20 Stage 3 Start 125,750 Jandrem


Edited: 06/05/2016 at 11:56 PM by bertsampson

May 29, 2016 at 2:25:45 PM
Uncle Meat (69)
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This is the main reason I started doing the contests......batteturds!

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May 29, 2016 at 2:45:54 PM
Richardhead (13)
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Woo!!! Low score! Love it!

May 29, 2016 at 2:59:29 PM
Brock Landers (61)
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Game Complete - 738,150





 

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SNES Set - 716/723 (Casper)
Switch: SW-6880-6470-3131


Edited: 06/05/2016 at 10:17 PM by Brock Landers

May 29, 2016 at 3:12:07 PM
Uncle Meat (69)
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Game Completed - 738,000


I tried to beat the score multiple times and failed so this is my final entry I don't have the patience for this fuckin game anymore.


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Edited: 06/05/2016 at 07:52 PM by Uncle Meat

May 29, 2016 at 3:15:19 PM
Uncle Meat (69)
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Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Terra Tubes - 768,800


 

You take that picture last week? ahahahhaha
 

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May 29, 2016 at 3:18:23 PM
Brock Landers (61)
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I died like 7 times to Robo Manus and started to panic. Hate that guy...

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May 29, 2016 at 3:22:03 PM
Uncle Meat (69)
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Originally posted by: Brock Landers

I died like 7 times to Robo Manus and started to panic. Hate that guy...

Yeah I know, I had like 3-4 lives going into the TT and was shitting my pants the entire time.

Going low score won't really affect my progress at "all".

I am to the point now where I make it to Clinger Winger with little to no deaths this was the most careless, speed running attempt I have ever had at this game since I started getting good at it.

I didn't even pick up most of the 1-ups on the way.

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Edited: 05/29/2016 at 03:22 PM by Uncle Meat

May 29, 2016 at 3:22:09 PM
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Originally posted by: ToxieRules
 
Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Terra Tubes - 768,800

You take that picture last week? ahahahhaha
 
That was actually the first time I've passed level 8 on the first credit.  When I get nervous I start to feel weak in my arms.  I haven't experienced that since Double Dragon when I would reach Willy and Jimmy

 

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May 29, 2016 at 3:23:13 PM
Uncle Meat (69)
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Originally posted by: Brock Landers
 
Originally posted by: ToxieRules
 
Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Terra Tubes - 768,800

You take that picture last week? ahahahhaha
 
That was actually the first time I've passed level 8 on the first credit.  When I get nervous I start to feel weak in my arms.  I haven't experienced that since Double Dragon when I would reach Willy and Jimmy

 

That is the beauty of Battletoads and why it is so addicting....such a good fucking game, I am going to enjoy the shit out of this week..I plan on beating it.
 

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May 29, 2016 at 3:52:20 PM
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Holy shit, 6 deaths and counting on Snake Pit. Talk about a meltdown. 1 death is unacceptable.

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May 29, 2016 at 3:54:37 PM
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Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Holy shit, 6 deaths and counting on Snake Pit. Talk about a meltdown. 1 death is unacceptable.

I usually don't die until Volkmire's at that "very" last gate....it feels different than all the other ones....

It is a bitch man.
 

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May 29, 2016 at 4:03:38 PM
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Didn't even make it to Robo Manus. Fitting end to a sorry run. I had 2 deaths going into the Snake Pit, which I'd say is above average. I then died 7 times there, at least 5-6 times on Volkmire, and then did all sorts of stupid shit on the next level

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Edited: 05/29/2016 at 05:36 PM by Brock Landers

May 29, 2016 at 4:23:59 PM
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I haven't played this....at all. Last time it was played I made it to the Snake Pit. I'll be lucky to make it there.....if I elect to.

May 29, 2016 at 4:35:21 PM
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Color me interested in the participation cutoff. I've never played this game and predict quite the struggle, ha.

May 29, 2016 at 4:41:39 PM
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I'll probably just play to Volkmire's and hope that's good enough for 7th or 8th place. I'm not as adept at this game as others here.

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May 29, 2016 at 4:44:19 PM
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Originally posted by: mbd39

I'll probably just play to Volkmire's and hope that's good enough for 7th or 8th place. I'm not as adept at this game as others here.
Depends if Arnopoly and Briguy decide to play....I think they can already clear the game....plus me and Brock are going to place more than likely so that would put you at 5th.

 

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May 29, 2016 at 5:23:11 PM
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SCORE MAXED OUT - Rat Race - Second Rat



 

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Edited: 06/05/2016 at 04:03 PM by mbd39

May 29, 2016 at 5:24:39 PM
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Whoa.

Battletoads is finally here.
People have been practicing this one for at leasr a month behind the scenes. Can't wait to see what gets posted this week.

And Kudos to bimmy for sneaking in references to Jerbilly and Paul's poop in the bimmy story this week.

Battletoads is going to wreck my ass. I've never beaten LEVEL 2!

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May 29, 2016 at 5:31:37 PM
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I wonder how good bert and skinny are at this game.

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May 29, 2016 at 5:33:39 PM
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Originally posted by: mbd39

I wonder how good bert and skinny are at this game.

Not sure about Bert but Skinny is probably absolutely shit....and I mean a big smelly dumpster "filled" of shit.
 

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May 29, 2016 at 5:39:43 PM
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Originally posted by: Commander Santa

Whoa.

Battletoads is finally here.
People have been practicing this one for at leasr a month behind the scenes. Can't wait to see what gets posted this week.

And Kudos to bimmy for sneaking in references to Jerbilly and Paul's poop in the bimmy story this week.

Battletoads is going to wreck my ass. I've never beaten LEVEL 2!


I can't wait to see whether Toxie and Brock can beat the game.
 

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May 29, 2016 at 5:41:56 PM
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Originally posted by: mbd39
 
Originally posted by: Commander Santa

Whoa.

Battletoads is finally here.
People have been practicing this one for at leasr a month behind the scenes. Can't wait to see what gets posted this week.

And Kudos to bimmy for sneaking in references to Jerbilly and Paul's poop in the bimmy story this week.

Battletoads is going to wreck my ass. I've never beaten LEVEL 2!


I can't wait to see whether Toxie and Brock can beat the game.
 
Not likely.  At work today (right now in fact) and tomorrow, and watching my son all day on Tuesday and Wednesday.  And then out of town on Saturday/Sunday for my brother's graduation.

Which is fine, I can live with reaching Rat Race for the first time ever.  I just have a severe lack of pratice with Terra Tubes.

I also really want to beat Earth Defense Force, which is sitting paused at home

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SNES Set - 716/723 (Casper)
Switch: SW-6880-6470-3131


Edited: 05/29/2016 at 05:43 PM by Brock Landers