Hello everyone and welcome to the latest installment of the Weekly Contests! This week's intro story will be a repeat. You can tune in two weeks from now for a brand new intro! (Hey, sometimes Bimmy needs a week off from writing
) Enjoy this oldie, but a goodie!
This week’s game is going to take you out to the ball game where you can buy some peanuts and Cracker Jacks and root, root, root for the home team! I’m Bimmy Ruth Jr. and I’ve assembled some of the greatest baseball players ever to take on our arch rivals, the dreaded Abobos! And I have just the perfect team to send those guys boo-hooing back to the dugout. First of all, I have all-star slugger Williams Mays on my team. He can hit a homerun outside the ballpark any time, any place. Next up, I have hit-master Rowper Ripkin Jr. on my side. He hits the ball so many times that he’s been to third base more times than I have…Wait, what!? Why are you laughing? You guys don’t think I’ve scored with a girl at all?? Well, let me tell you, I’ve scored with plenty of girls over the years! Just because Rowper Ripkin Jr. has had like 10 girlfriends in the last month to my one all-time doesn’t mean I’m a dud of a stud! Anyway, my team boasts one of the top players in the game in Jawbreaker Jeter (don’t know who Jawbreaker is? Think Double Dragon V)! With his shortstop skills, he will be tagging out those lunkheaded dummyheads well before they reach third base! See, Abobos, I can score before you guys! What girl wants to be with some ‘roided up idiot when she can have a piece of the Bimmster? Oh, and how can I forget about having Countdown Cobb on my team (Countdown…yeah another Double Dragon V guy)! He’s so powerful that he will be slugging balls out of the ballpark faster than you can say “Seventh inning stretch.” I also have Linda Gehrig on my team to blast some balls into the outfield and make the Abobos scurry around faster than the rat in the Battletoads Rat Race level on the NES! Um, yeah, she is a GIRL, so WHAT?! Look, don’t judge a book by its cover. Just because she has a Mohawk, looks really butch, is a little light in her loafers, likes to wear baseball jackets, and loves munching on carpet doesn’t mean she sucks at baseball! In fact, she’s a baseball ALL-STAR! And my last secret weapon is my brother, the ultimate all-star. The home-run hitter, the master of stealing bases, the bunter of balls, the one, the only, Jimmy Griffey Jr. Wait, what do you mean we don’t have the same last name? We had the same father! Doesn’t that count for something? You don’t see me judging you! Anyway, these shirtless idiots are going to really regret kidnapping my girlfriend AND clogging up my toilet! You guys think the Mexican food was nasty the last time, wait until you see what Thai food has done to my stomach! Hope you have a good plumber! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh…uh...sorry. I seem to have gotten a little carried away. It’s just that revenge has never been so SWEET…especially when you have eaten sweet and sour AND spicy Thai sauce! Boy, “Revenge” sounds like such a good idea for a sequel. I really need to use that. I’ve been talking about it for so long that…Oh, sorry. I’m rambling on now. Here is what you need to know to help us defeat those Abobo knuckleheads in good old R.B.I. Baseball:
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1 player only
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You may use the Licensed or Unlicensed version of the game (they're both the same)
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Choose whichever team you want
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Play against whichever team you want
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You must play a whole game (mercy beating a team is okay)
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Take your picture after the game ends on the screen that looks like a newspaper
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Your score will be the differential between your score and the computer’s score
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Ex: You 7 CPU 2 = score of 5
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Ex: You 2 CPU 7 = score of -5
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Greatest (positive) differential between your score and the computer wins.
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Participation: Play a whole game (mercy beating a team is okay)
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GENRE: Sports
The contest ends Sunday, 3/25/18 at 11 PM NA time. Your user name MUST be written or typed on a piece of paper and be in the picture for your score to be valid. The entire TV screen, or computer monitor if you are playing on an emulator, MUST be in the picture for the score to be valid. No partial screenshots will be considered or accepted. No screenshots by hitting "print screen" on a computer will be allowed. You must take a picture of your computer monitor. There may be instances where this will be acceptable, but it will be at the discretion of myself and the contest organizers. Also, the use of turbo controllers is forbidden, as well as any cheat codes, Game Genies, slow motion functions, or save states if playing on an emulator. Also, we will only be using NTSC systems for the contests. The use of PAL systems will NOT be allowed. Good luck everyone and have fun
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