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Apr 13, 2015 at 3:58:48 PM
JimJames (154)
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If you would like to chat about the game or see what it's all about, feel free to check out the original thread in The Brewery. For those who have seen the thread, I just added a bunch of the new features and a couple screenshots.


 
Testimonials:
 
"Program looks hilarious" – Memblers
 
“I am terribly offended” – mattbep
 
“Seriously? This is really fucking stupid” –My older brother




 
 
First things first, I’d like to thank KHAN Games for programming this awesome game. He has done 
everything in the way of coding and took quite a few artistic liberties as well. This obviously wouldn’t exist 
in any form without him.
 
The music was done by our wonderful Zi. He’s been awesome to work with!
 
Seeing as this is a community project, I feel it’s important for me to give credit to all of the members who 
made the individual pieces. You all do insanely high quality work.
 
Infiniteneslives – boards and shells
UncleTusk – labels
Ihavethatpma – pins
 
The list of people who supported the game in other ways is too damn long, but you guys know who you 
are!
 
Special recognition goes to Majesty ZX and K3VBOT!
 
As stated previously, all profits from this auction will be either donated, given to members who worked 
on the game, or put directly into a new community project. 8% of the proceeds will go to 
NintendoAge and 15% will be donated to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.
 
This is a one shot deal. There were 30 copies of this game made (plus the 
prototype) and that is it. Forever. There will not be a regular release. You won’t see a stray pop up 
here or there. We have made damn well sure that you are getting a very unique product for your bid by 
giving you a numbered ROM, unique insult on each title screen (we know which copy has which insult), 
numbered label, one of a kind pin, and a numbered medallion.
 
So what exactly do you get for your bid?
 
1 copy of RIG with a numbered ROM and label. Each copy has a unique insult on the title screen. Shells 
are brand new black plastic (not painted), boards are brand new flash boards
 
1 resealable cartridge bag
 
1 unique insult pin
 
1 medallion with your OE number on it
 
1 box with sleeve
 
Rules:
 
- While the auction does have an end date, I will not be disclosing it here. A mod has 
been PM’d with this information.
 
- Each bidder is allowed ONE BID! Make your bid count, because it’s the only chance you 
will have to own this game.
 
- Accounts created on or after the date of this post are not allowed to bid.
 
- Shipping is free in the US, actual cost minus $5 everywhere else.
 
- Editing bids is grounds for disqualification. If you mistyped your bid and need to 
correct it, please contact me or a mod IMMEDIATELY. I would probably only be okay 
with this if you PM me within 30 seconds of the timestamp on your post.
 
The top bidder will receive a FREE COPY of Kevin Power in Concert Carnage when the regular 
edition is released, along with whatever number OE they want. For the rest of the numbers, highest 
bid gets the lowest number. If the top bidder takes your number, you get #1! The top 5 bidders will 
received an extra pin (they are all different).

Top Bidders:
 
1. NeoZanac $250
2. The Hero $227.27
3. FerrisBeuller $226.42
4. franksisko18 $175
5. mattbep $169
6. MrNintendo $165
7. SteveOh $155
8. Hades Rejects $150
9. Skorp $142
10. Troy Whelan $141
11. PhoenixPhyre $140.50
12. DannyTheDonk $140
13. johnnyboy113 $139
14. Nitrosport $138.27
15. Mel+Link $137.69
16. brokenkevin $136
17. RpgCollector $135
18. Fleck586 $134
19. Br81zad $133
20. LucasWeatherby $132
21. dquiros $131
22. TheBiRD $130.01
23. blinkafi $130
24. tramfan3 $129
 
Knocked out!
 
Rhino877 $127.01
coreycorey2000 $127
spawn $126.01
captmorgandrinker $126
sky125 $125.01
dannyplante $125
srh201 $121
tofudrifter81 $120.01
AaronE $120
NintendoTwizer $113.01
gwyndion $112.01
Tanookisuits $112
Neodolphino $111
Mario's Right Nut $110
K3VBOT $100
krankcolc $94
dewisp02 $93.01
SoleGooseProductions $93
cgfeelit $76.99
Koanex $76.01
MAIL_BAG $76
Blue Ember $75
Nintendosegalova $72
MilonSecretStash $69.69696969
Bulldoggamer $65
dra600n $60
RegularGuyGamer $60
Johnny $53
njb2007 $52.52
bertsampson $51
Stinker $50
Nintendarr $50
BriGuy82 $45
Viper0hr $42 
Scerena4 $41
MrNESGuy $40
lotz-o-boxes $36
Geoff $35
MrFaust $35
Foochie776 $30
Mackdown $30
Generic $20
kirkasaurus $13.50
Vectrex280996 $0.01
Zi $0.001


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Edited: 04/17/2015 at 09:00 PM by JimJames

Apr 13, 2015 at 4:02:28 PM
Ferris Bueller (231)
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I will sit and mentally argue with myself if I will be boycotting another one bid auction. Looks great, though.

You can thank the Milwaukee Lake Front brewery and an empty stomach for my candiness.

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My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at the Let's Play Gaming Expo last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Oh, my WTB thread is very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, Richard craniums - they all adore it. They think it's a righteous thread.
I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a *scorching* price guide for aftermarket Nintendo games.
Between Dragon Warriors and nothing... I'll take Dragon Warriors - for any of my FT/FS/FO items.
 

Apr 13, 2015 at 4:03:54 PM
JimJames (154)
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Originally posted by: Ferris Bueller

I will sit and mentally argue with myself if I will be boycotting another one bid auction. Looks great, though.

You can thank the Milwaukee Lake Front brewery and an empty stomach for my candiness.

Believe me, I spent a lot of time trying to think up a better way to do this. With 24 items being auctioned at the same time this is the best way for everybody.


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Apr 13, 2015 at 4:06:19 PM
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Well now that Ferris has that out of his system

$120

Apr 13, 2015 at 4:10:35 PM
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Well, here we go again... Subscribed.

Best of luck, you puss sucking cunt muffins.

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Apr 13, 2015 at 4:10:44 PM
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$30

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Apr 13, 2015 at 4:33:30 PM
dra600n (300)
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$60 homie

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Apr 13, 2015 at 4:35:39 PM
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Ill throw down $30 at this

Apr 13, 2015 at 4:43:25 PM
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$65 buddy!

Apr 13, 2015 at 4:54:22 PM
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$72

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Apr 13, 2015 at 5:49:16 PM
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This is my shiny thing, and if you try to take it off me, I may have to eat you.

Check out my dev blog.


Apr 13, 2015 at 5:51:29 PM
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sigh another one bid gig! ok well im going to save my bid now lol!

Apr 13, 2015 at 5:56:51 PM
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Anymore bitching about the format will result in flogging.

Please respect the auctioneer and only post bids or relevant comments.

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This is my shiny thing, and if you try to take it off me, I may have to eat you.

Check out my dev blog.


Apr 13, 2015 at 6:02:23 PM
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Originally posted by: JimJames
 
As stated previously, all profits from this auction will be either donated, given to members who worked 
on the game, or put directly into a new community project. 8% of the proceeds will go to 
NintendoAge and 15% will be donated to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.
 
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That is reason enough for me to bid.
Thank you for doing what you are, and contributing back to the community and to society.

I'll toss a bill at it - 100$

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Apr 13, 2015 at 6:34:21 PM
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$50. This looks great man! We pay through Paypal at the end of the auction? This is my first one

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Apr 13, 2015 at 6:43:30 PM
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What's the total weight of gold in the cart?

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Apr 13, 2015 at 6:54:53 PM
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Originally posted by: RegularGuyGamer

What's the total weight of gold in the cart?





Comedic gold? Enough to make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

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Apr 13, 2015 at 6:56:37 PM
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Originally posted by: NintenDarr

$50. This looks great man! We pay through Paypal at the end of the auction? This is my first one





You've got it!

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Apr 13, 2015 at 7:01:14 PM
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Originally posted by: JimJames

Originally posted by: NintenDarr

$50. This looks great man! We pay through Paypal at the end of the auction? This is my first one



You've got it!

I think all replies should contain a random insult, herpe licking cum sack.


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Apr 13, 2015 at 7:03:23 PM
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Originally posted by: JimJames

Originally posted by: RegularGuyGamer

What's the total weight of gold in the cart?



Comedic gold? Enough to make you rich beyond your wetest dreams.

Fixed it

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Apr 13, 2015 at 8:16:55 PM
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Apr 13, 2015 at 9:32:44 PM
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So, can you at least tell us whether the auction will last more than a day or less than 10 days, you shit eating douche sucker?

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Apr 13, 2015 at 9:35:51 PM
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Apr 13, 2015 at 10:10:55 PM
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Originally posted by: Fleck586

So, can you at least tell us whether the auction will last more than a day or less than 10 days, you shit eating douche sucker?


Since you asked so nicely, the auction will be longer than a day but less than 10 days.

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Apr 13, 2015 at 10:12:42 PM
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Originally posted by: JimJames

Originally posted by: Fleck586

So, can you at least tell us whether the auction will last more than a day or less than 10 days, you shit eating douche sucker?


Since you asked so nicely, the auction will be longer than a day but less than 10 days.





Lol! I love it. Bid coming soon...

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