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NSFW ROM HACK: Naked Princess Peach F*cks the D*ck Nazis Since you guys seemed to love the original hack

Jan 23, 2016 at 9:57:42 PM
Hax0rKyo (0)
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Since I noticed you guys seemed to love the repros of Naked Headless Mario Fights the Dick Nazis that guy made awhile back (without my permission) I figured I'd show you guys my latest release.

It's called Naked Princess Peach Fucks the Dick Nazis. Ever wonder what Peach was up to during the time that Mario was fighting the Dick Nazis? well, now you'll know! This is the first brand new Naked Headless Mario release in 6 years.

It is once again, a hack of Super Mario Bros and it features:
  • 21 brand new levels
  • Brand new music stolen from Terminator 2 and Richie Valens
  • Animated backgrounds
  • the ability to swim through semen
If you've any love for the original, or are simply baffled by what the hell I'm even talking about, why not give it a look? It's available here http://www.baddesthacks.net/?p=1858



Thanks guys.

 


Edited: 01/23/2016 at 10:05 PM by Hax0rKyo

Jan 24, 2016 at 12:06:29 AM
dougeff (13)
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Hey Haxorkyo.

They make repros of my hacks too. Maybe next time I do one I'll include artwork for the cart sticker

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Jan 24, 2016 at 1:04:15 AM
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Very cool. Thanks for the patch.

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Jan 24, 2016 at 1:09:49 AM
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Yikes.

Jan 24, 2016 at 1:47:47 AM
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Originally posted by: dougeff

Hey Haxorkyo.

They make repros of my hacks too. Maybe next time I do one I'll include artwork for the cart sticker
That's actually a fantastic idea, man! The only issue that I forsee people having with this particular hack when it comes to repros is the fact that the game has been converted to MMC5.

I'm guessing that'll probably up the productions costs a bit, if not make it completely unfeasible. Then again, what do I know about making repros?

absolutely nothin'.

 


Edited: 01/24/2016 at 01:48 AM by Hax0rKyo

Jan 24, 2016 at 4:56:44 AM
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Will this ROM hack run on PowerPak or Everdrive? The current MMC5 mappers only seem to work for Castlevania III and not much else. ROM City Rampage is entirely broken and that new Zelda hack is way too big to fit.

Either way, looking good. Keep us posted on updates...

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Edited: 01/24/2016 at 04:58 AM by Kosmic StarDust

Jan 24, 2016 at 6:24:19 AM
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Originally posted by: stardust4ever

Will this ROM hack run on PowerPak or Everdrive?
Dr. Floppy, a major contributer to this hack, just tested it on his. He tells me that It'll run, but not properly yet. Graphics are messed up, and some of the sound effects won't play due to the NES not having the extra sound channel support.

That said, we're definitly developing either a Powerpak specific version, or if possible, working the neccesary fixes into the first planned update patch. Either way, Powerpak support absolutely is a priority.

Jan 24, 2016 at 10:05:03 AM
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Great work! Thanks for doing what you guys do. I like fun projects.

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Jan 31, 2016 at 11:11:26 PM
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Just downloaded your Tetris hack; looking forward to trying it!

Feb 2, 2016 at 6:37:48 AM
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NHMFTDN was a "Classic"
I need to download this

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Feb 9, 2016 at 5:46:46 AM
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Wow, this is sick! I played through the first world using my keyboard. Am debating whether or not I dare to load this ROM on my Retro Freak. Also, do not read the story that accompanies this hack. At least I warned you...

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Edited: 02/09/2016 at 05:47 AM by Kosmic StarDust

Feb 11, 2016 at 10:55:59 PM
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Well I'm kinda bummed out now. The other day, I save stated on World 3-4 of the ROM and put it away for the night. When I booted my Retro Freak back up today, I decided to take another crack at it. No go. The game crashed with garbled graphics and resetting it doesn't fix the issue. I just get a blue screen on reset. I did install v2 of the Retro freak firmware since I started playing it, but I don't know how to hard reset the game. Maybe I dump the ROM and just use the IPS patch on Super Mario Brothers...

As sick as this game is, I gotta know what kind of grotesque the princess aka "cum depository" at the end of world 8 looks like...

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Edited: 02/11/2016 at 11:32 PM by Kosmic StarDust

Mar 11, 2016 at 4:40:55 AM
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I NEED THIS

Mar 11, 2016 at 4:42:07 AM
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If this is available on cart someone please PM me

Mar 11, 2016 at 10:57:19 AM
Kosmic StarDust (44)
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Originally posted by: average_gamer710

If this is available on cart someone please PM me

Fat chance as MMC5 donor boards are in short supply. Completely breaks down on Everdrive as well...
 

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Edited: 03/11/2016 at 10:57 AM by Kosmic StarDust