Time to liven this thing up. It's been too quiet on the contest threads. We only got one more game after this.

We only had one give away this year. Well... I've given away plenty of stuff this year but the only official give away was my yoshi week painting.

For lack of a better idea..... ASK ME ANYTHING

What is this obsession with Kickle and ladies of virtue with fashionable hats?

Kickle was born from this forum, it wasn't even my idea to start this madness but I saw an opportunity and it kind of ran away. 

As for you, you're such an easy target

And why pretty much no one believes me when I say I am pure, chaste and innocent?
It is not fair!

I also may be quite drunk.
 

To be fair, I'm sure kickle's creator probably says the same thing about our beloved unofficial contest mascot

Also, how will you celebrate your undisputed win at Felix this week?

I hate these rules! Why do we have to play low score ? Why can't we do what I want ? This is ridiculous ! Who makes these rules ? I want blood ! I want rule changes ! 🤣🤣🤣

I blame Kickle!
And you for not posting the 38K score to help me gain grounds over Tables at the contest standings.  
 

I will celebrate by having a cold glass of water

Bahaha, out of context thread worthy!
 

You're welcome
 

LMAO!

Nice one here! Daniel got you guys back in track or something.

 

as a matter of fact i do! at the record store we got a new district manager, he was jealous of my sexy legs and demanded i wear pants to work. so i did the only sensible thing there was to do and bought a pair of hot pink trousers and flaunted those bad boys daily!

T-7 hours till sober me wakes up and goes on a fit and curses booze for eternity!
It will be fun time. Worth it.

FMK 

Terminator Arnold
Conan Arnold
Pumping Iron Arnold 


 

I've been waiting for this game all season!

Fuck pumping iron Arnold because of the scene where he says working out feels better than cumming. So you know he'd appreciate a good time 

 marry Conan Arnold so you can get horse punched often

Kill terminator Arnold so he can come back 10 years later and save me from the T1000
 

Stage 8-1 (Beginning) - 450,760 OR Stage 8-1 (Near the end) - 455,160 - whichever is considered best by the moderators (i.e. does the level progress count?)
Stage 1-3 (Boss) - 23,680


 

Nope! I'm just trying to fit in!
 

Indeed, whining about rules have been the consensus lately, lol.

I think you guys do a fantastic fucking job with the rules. Considering you all do this in your SPARE TIME! I appreciate the opportunity to show off my skills, or rather lack of skills and just have a good time! 
Jimtenturd thinks he's got this week locked up....... I've got no plans to let him have a regular season win before me!😜
 

Thanks for the nice words Richie Boy, we try our best with relative limited time, and the fact that we're trying to throw some new contest games here and there can definitely open a can of worms.

I was mainly joking about the 'whining' though, the players input have always been important in the weekly contest. This is the true empiric test of any set of rules.

I want to repeat (and I've said this many times this year) that everyone should go for progress first and low score second. The low score thing is in place to break ties if people have runs that end in the same exact spot. A run that ends in stage 5-1 with a score of 500,000 beats out a run that ends on 3-1 with a score of 300,000. While a furthest progression/low score rule set has its disadvantages (people could run down the clock, which could be said if we were playing, say, Castlevania), playing for high score I think is more problematic because you can point rack like crazy in this game. Felix the Cat for the NES doesn't produce the best set of rules for a contest, but it's a fun and easy game and one we've never tried before in the contests. I find it rather enjoyable, so I hope everyone has fun playing it this week.