So I'm at the bar with a few friends last night. Super busy, lots of fun. Then this totally wasted haggled bar skank stumbled in and just started screaming at my friend for no reason at all. So he tells this woman to shut her shit biscuit eating, dick twizzling whore mouth. Naturally i instantly thought of you Joel. You dick twizzle. (whatever that means)..
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.true story.
.also..
.go fuck yourself Joel
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Moe: Back when I was Gorgeous, everybody wanted a piece of me. But somehow, I just never made it to the big time.
Homer: Why not?
Moe: 'Cause I got knocked out forty times in a row. That, plus politics. You know, it's all politics.
Homer: [glaring] Lousy democrats.
Edited: 08/21/2019
at 10:11 AM
by 8bitdontquit