trips only buries talent! But hey its bayou billy week so let's just agree on skinner

Skinny is from Florida so that's not a bad choice, but maybe we can settle on Waylon Mercy.

bunk house buck?

I'm fine with drunk girls, I just prefer them less chaste and innocent.  

On a random note, perhaps a further progress, lowest score rules would have been more interesting for this week.
As you loop over, enemies start to take way too much damage, and to maximize score, you have to take down every gator on stage 1 and 3.
That gets tedious rather quick. Punching an alligator on the nose loses it's fun after you punch it for the 14th time in a row and it still hasn't gone down.

Just a random musing here.

Well, I am most pure, chaste AND innocent, even when this drunk!
And I will punch whoever challenges that statement.  
 

Seriously, how could you not say Dirty Dick Slater!!

Of those three things, chaste and innocent are the two I've never been accused of.  

the one true king of the ring and the American dreams all time favorite: EL DANDY!

I would also say this should be play until life zero rules,because it would show progress and better prohibit point racking. I also do like the low score idea as killing the gators is pretty tedious.
 

Also, my wardrobe accidents are terror inducing!
The poor souls that were subjected to them were never the same again. Too much concentrated purity and innocence.
Anyway, I need more rum, even though I am done playing video games for today. Tomorrow's Monday. I HATE Mondays.
 

That seems like a bit of a stretch. Skinny/Skinner works. I'm sure down in Florida he's wrestling gators when he's not watching NASCAR.

marty jannety the guy with the mega phone? lol

im willing to bet marty is in the same hof as the hbk.

i made it to the first driving stage and so far ots the most enjoyable part of the game. then i realized i can shoot the other cars and it got even more enjoyable.

its like a better version of roadblasters   man i love taking shots at that game. whats a piss poor port it is.

heeeeyyyyyy marty jannetty was pretty good! i remember that guy!

Low score contest would mean trying to avoid shooting any cars and planes in the driving stages. That would make those stages suck even more. There are only so many ways to avoid getting points in this game. It isn't perfect, but it works better as a high score contest.





 

jimmy hart! thats the guy!! nascar boys dont race on easter or mothers day   

RoadBlastesters is way better than the driving stages in Bayou Billy, IMO. The control is much better. You don't lose a life every time your car hits anything.

EDIT: Oh, you still haven't experienced the second driving stage that is comprised almost entirely of sharp turns.

 

Okay I give up. How the fuck do you beat those crocodiles. All lives gone. 2600 points. This game is fucked

Jimmy Hart was the guy with the megaphone. Marty Jannetty was the other half of The Rockers and the guy HBK superkicked and put through the Barber Shop window. Apparently you spent too much of the early '90s watching Rusty Wallace in the Miller Genuine Draft car instead of watching real sports!  

By mashing the punch button to no end.

lol   i just have an irrational hatred for roadblasters. 

I guess. This is stupid. They lose chicken in the water that you can't pick up.

jimmy hart was the man! i loved watching that guy. 

early 90's i was still rooting for bill elliott although he was starting to fade. shame we didnt get to see davey allison whoop jeff gordon for ten years   
 

If by pretty good you mean the guy nobody remembers because Shawn Michaels went on to be a Hall of Famer after he threw him through the barber shop window, then yeah he was okay.