Yeah dude, I dated a girl who said her department at work was going to go golfing together, and she didn't know anything about golf. So I started telling her everything I knew, which was a lot. She asked me if I was a big golfer. I am not. But I've played lots of golf video games. We went to a driving range and I embarrassed myself.
Anyweeez, I brushed up on my cribbage knowledge and beat
4-in-1 Funpak Volume II. The rules to "Yacht" are slightly different than what I'm used to, but it's ok because the computer is TERRIBLE at playing. Hilariously bad choices. Some guy must have just barely managed to teach the AI how to play. All of the YOU WIN screens are as exciting as this one.