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Apr 17, 2017 at 4:54:58 PM

gutsman004 (126)

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Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

Originally posted by: Brock Landers

Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

All I know is that my interview will likely be the most boring of them all, for I am a paragon of virtue and a good girl.
So Brock might consider skipping it altogether.

Yes, the lesbian Brazilian that's bashing guy's faces in, winning every game she plays in, clothes falling off, always drunk, hanging out with gigolos is so much more boring than a bunch of white American nerds

I'm pretty sure we're about the same. I'm a guy, but I like women so that makes me kind of like a lesbian. As far as all the other stuff goes, I've got that covered too.

I like women,video games,RC Cola,and smashing stuff with hands or rocks.

Apr 17, 2017 at 5:15:28 PM

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Originally posted by: gutsman004

Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

Originally posted by: Brock Landers

I'm pretty sure we're about the same. I'm a guy, but I like women so that makes me kind of like a lesbian. As far as all the other stuff goes, I've got that covered too.

I like women,video games,RC Cola,and smashing stuff with hands or rocks.

Sounds like we are pretty much all alike.
Except I am uglier and have the tiniest tracts of land of the bunch.

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Apr 17, 2017 at 8:08:24 PM

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Originally posted by: gutsman004

Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

Originally posted by: Brock Landers

I'm pretty sure we're about the same. I'm a guy, but I like women so that makes me kind of like a lesbian. As far as all the other stuff goes, I've got that covered too.

I like women,video games,RC Cola,and smashing stuff with hands or rocks.

So you're saying that if you're ever in Cincinnati, we would get along just fine? The only thing you left out is the trip to Hooters.

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Apr 17, 2017 at 8:18:06 PM

Bea_Iank (4)

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Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

Originally posted by: gutsman004

Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

Originally posted by: Brock Landers

I'm pretty sure we're about the same. I'm a guy, but I like women so that makes me kind of like a lesbian. As far as all the other stuff goes, I've got that covered too.

I like women,video games,RC Cola,and smashing stuff with hands or rocks.

So you're saying that if you're ever in Cincinnati, we would get along just fine? The only thing you left out is the trip to Hooters.

We would, if you didn't have cooties.

Apr 17, 2017 at 9:02:41 PM

bearcat-doug (34)

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Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

Originally posted by: gutsman004

Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

Originally posted by: Brock Landers

I'm pretty sure we're about the same. I'm a guy, but I like women so that makes me kind of like a lesbian. As far as all the other stuff goes, I've got that covered too.

I like women,video games,RC Cola,and smashing stuff with hands or rocks.

So you're saying that if you're ever in Cincinnati, we would get along just fine? The only thing you left out is the trip to Hooters.

We would, if you didn't have cooties.

Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I have a cooties shot. So if anyone wants to come to Bearcat Nation to take on the showstopper, the icon, the main event and the Hall of Famer, I'm open to challenges given that I'm a multi time champion and all.

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Apr 17, 2017 at 9:05:56 PM

Bea_Iank (4)

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Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

We would, if you didn't have cooties.

And what would it be? Arm wrestling? Jello wrestling? Good ol' boxing? Sabres at dawn? Log tossing? Alligator wrestling? Barbell squat challenge?
I wouldn't fly 6,000+ miles to play video games.

Apr 17, 2017 at 9:55:50 PM

bearcat-doug (34)

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Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

We would, if you didn't have cooties.

And what would it be? Arm wrestling? Jello wrestling? Good ol' boxing? Sabres at dawn? Log tossing? Alligator wrestling? Barbell squat challenge?
I wouldn't fly 6,000+ miles to play video games.

How about Brazilian Jiu Jitsu? I've gone head to head with black belts in Pedro Sauer and Carlson Gracie Jr. I might be the showstopper, but those Gracies seem to know what they're doing. Maybe you've heard of them.

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Edited: 04/17/2017 at 10:15 PM by bearcat-doug

Apr 17, 2017 at 11:10:33 PM

bearcat-doug (34)

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Originally posted by: skinnygrinny

Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

Originally posted by: skinnygrinny

Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

Originally posted by: Brock Landers

The next interview will probably appear in next week's news update, and every 2 weeks after that. 2 weeks means I burn through people at a slower rate, and I have more time to think up stupid questions.

I know I already got a Hall of Fame interview, but I had to be somewhat professional for that. If you want a more entertaining version, I'll volunteer if you don't have anyone else lined up.

wuss. "i had to be proffesionallll" lol
you know they gonna snub skinny as long as they can to avoid that interview!

I did say "somewhat" professional. I guess we all got asked the same questions and the one that I actually got to answer "in character" apparently got cut. That's why I volunteered for a personalized interview if Brock ever was short on potential candidates because I'm sure the second one would be a showstopper.

hahaaa! just dont tgrow him through a window!

We never got Hall of Fame inductions, but I'll just leave this here (again):

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Apr 18, 2017 at 5:41:22 AM

Bea_Iank (4)

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Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

Originally posted by: bearcat-doug

Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

We would, if you didn't have cooties.

And what would it be? Arm wrestling? Jello wrestling? Good ol' boxing? Sabres at dawn? Log tossing? Alligator wrestling? Barbell squat challenge?
I wouldn't fly 6,000+ miles to play video games.

Hey now, if you are into rolling on the ground with muscular, sweaty man, who am I to question.

Apr 18, 2017 at 6:00:21 AM

Bea_Iank (4)

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It seems we won't be getting a Santa update this week.
I do hope all is well with you, Santa, and that you are just too busy. We really care for you, and absolutely love your weekly updates, my friend.
But your well being is top priority.

Apr 18, 2017 at 1:21:12 PM

bearcat-doug (34)

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Originally posted by: Bea_Iank

It seems we won't be getting a Santa update this week.
I do hope all is well with you, Santa, and that you are just too busy. We really care for you, and absolutely love your weekly updates, my friend.
But your well being is top priority.

This x2. Hopefully everything is okay with you Santa.

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