Originally posted by: JamesRobot
Originally posted by: skinnygrinny
Originally posted by: JamesRobot
Originally posted by: skinnygrinny
Originally posted by: JamesRobot
I've had enough of your rap!
Rap album battle! Three albums, turn based battle! I go first cause your scared! Loser gives Richie two lefty hand jobs (no closing your eyes!) or you can't post rap in this thread ever again!
i don't even like rap!
its gonna take all three of your picks just to catch up with my first pick ho!
You want beef? You got beef! I see your Nas and raise you Makaveli's double album masterpiece
All Eyez on Me. Round 1 to me! You probably ain't even got 3 rap cds. I win by default!
Head to head that 2pac album wins but in the spirit of this competition your getting boo'd out of here for going straight to 2pac. You were already wobbly from that nas (which holds its ground against all eyes) but then you threw your best punch first. I was going to leave the two greats out of this but you've forced my hand. I'll see your all eyes and raise you life after and since I feel like the two best should have been left out I'll add it's dark and hell is hot. Boom baby your on the ropes and looking shaky legged and we're only started!
Whats beef? beef is when i see you, guaranteed to be in icu!
Rope-a-dope! Pac
is great but he ain't the be all end all. Nas aaight and I can git down wit some Biggie but DMX was a chump then and he even more than played out now, sounding all nineteen-ninety-late. You wanna bring it back to the east coast? Then I'm upping the ante 'cause you ain't down with the KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNG! There is none higher! I'll keep posting raps till I retire!
Now I already got you with the one two knockout. Butt fuck what ya heard, since you wanted a third. I'm a drop some Brooklyn girls on you 'cause I'm still on the attack! Checkit this out, it's muthaphuckin FannyPack!
I'll let Dickie know you're on your way over. 😆
Whoa whoa whoa! Slow down run, I wasn’t done. That dmx was just for fun. Your fanny pack is way past whack but I’ll let it slide we all know you smoke crack. Now Richie needs his pecker smacked so get your left hand ready to Jack. He’ll be so please when your down on your knees stroking lefty with a nice gentle squeeze!
Nobodys cares about run dmc and im going to keep it all nyc for ya little buddy! You better have some gas left in the tank cause your going to be looking for your mouthpiece after my final punch!
Whoa ha whoa ha got ya all in check!
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